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Author Topic: Cavy boar chases away a Forgotten Beast  (Read 3260 times)

Wannazzaki

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Re: Cavy boar chases away a Forgotten Beast
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2011, 08:57:37 pm »

Why are we not training these Cavy Boars for war yet?
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Re: Cavy boar chases away a Forgotten Beast
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2011, 09:13:41 pm »

Well, I dunno if it really counts, but I once had an 'incredibly muscular' blacksmith berserking, causing chaos and slaughtering people in the dozens in my poorly-modded human fortress. Then, as he was strangling a tame wolf, a stray raccoon ran up, bit his head and shook it around til he died.
Sure, the tame honey badger helped too, but the raccoon got credit for the kill. :P
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Re: Cavy boar chases away a Forgotten Beast
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2011, 10:40:08 pm »

I'm tellin' ya, Capybaras are scary.
Who said anything about capybaras? This is a guinea pig.
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Yes, this thread is about a guinea pig, chasing away an unimaginable beast that can likely shoot some kind of toxic chemical, fly, and/or breath fire. I love dwarf fortress.
Oh yes, it can fly, as well as having a poisonous bite that has provided a bunch of "fun" for everything else that fights it.
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