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Starhero

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You know you are a dwarf when...
« on: October 15, 2011, 08:13:46 am »

1. You stay up for 72 hours playing DF drinking coffee in the dark with only the glow of your monitor to keep you from becoming cave adapted.

2. You order your mom/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband to make you a lanvish meal.

3. You feel sick when the sun starts to leak through your black window shades.

4. You "become fey" with an idea and going insane when it doesn't work.

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Atomicdremora

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Re: You know you are a dwarf when...
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2011, 10:46:16 am »

We've got one of these already, don't we? F*** It.

5.) When you can almost 100% accurately predict Necro's response to any question.

6.) When you begin weaponizing anything you find in the name of !!SCIENCE!!
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Re: You know you are a dwarf when...
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2011, 01:21:38 pm »

7) You diggy diggy hole.
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Re: You know you are a dwarf when...
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2011, 05:33:48 pm »

Yeah, we've got one of these. It's like a hundred pages long, and that one ain't funny either.

*ollies out*
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Re: You know you are a dwarf when...
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2011, 05:40:06 pm »

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