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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2011, 10:47:51 pm »

How dare you?! Kobolds are superior to dwarves (though that's not saying much)
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2011, 11:05:20 pm »

No they aren't superior to dwarves, but they are adorable as all hell, and sentient. You know what else is adorable and sentient? baby dorfs. You know who kills baby dorfs just because baby dorfs occasionally piss them off and because they hate sentient life? Elves. To kill these poor, adorable, sentient, little creatures is to lower oneself to the level of the elves. Do you admit to being an elf? No? Then stop killing kobolds.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2011, 12:31:56 am »

They killed my shogun and her husband while they slept
So they killed two of your nobles.
Are you planning on throwing them one party or two?
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2011, 01:11:38 am »

No they aren't superior to dwarves, but they are adorable as all hell, and sentient. You know what else is adorable and sentient? baby dorfs. You know who kills baby dorfs just because baby dorfs occasionally piss them off and because they hate sentient life? Elves. To kill these poor, adorable, sentient, little creatures is to lower oneself to the level of the elves. Do you admit to being an elf? No? Then stop killing kobolds.
Just for that, I'm making an all woman military. Baby shields all the way.

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2011, 01:17:13 am »

Later, I'll make a fort devoted entirely to killing kobolds. Will have to get a world with plenty of them, and maybe make them siegers. :)
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2011, 05:46:18 am »

Acursed kobold rights activists.. *Locks artifact door, pulls lever and unleashes 5 cave dragons on the Kobold lovers.*
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2011, 08:49:13 am »

Acursed kobold rights activists.. *Locks artifact door, pulls lever and unleashes 5 cave dragons on the Kobold lovers.*
You do, of course, realize that artifact doors don't actually stop building destroyers?  :D
(They just deconstruct them rather than destroying them.)
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2011, 08:57:37 am »

Really? OH well. *Pulls the other lever for MAGMA*
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2011, 09:24:11 am »

I have a plan on how to kill a kobold, although it will take quite some time to accomplish (as I have no running fort at the moment)

You drop it into this huge pit that goes right into the magma sea, right? Well, not exactly my full idea.
I'm gonna build a bridge just above the magma, that the kobold slams into, just to paint the walls red, then I'll let loose some water onto it, then I'll fry it in some magma by retracting the bridge...

Anyone like that, or should I add even more to it? (I don't want to, because I'm lazy -ON BREAK-, but I can if I must)

And to the Kobold Rights Activists:

THEY STOLE ONE OF MY BARRELS OF DWARVEN RUM!
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2011, 09:57:52 am »

Once with the genesis mod, I broke a kobold child's neck, strangled it, and blasted it at a wall.
It blew up.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2011, 10:07:21 am »

Kobolds are an endangered species, you know. DETA would most definitely be displeased with the contents of this thread.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2011, 10:08:32 am »

Ive never encountered any, only goblins.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2011, 10:20:36 am »


Kobold love, not Kobold hate.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2011, 11:04:39 am »

I just pitted a bunch of kobolds against a hydra in the arena.
Never once have I felt more sadistic.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2011, 11:29:13 am »

Kobolds are an endangered species, you know. DETA would most definitely be displeased with the contents of this thread.

You just give them [NO_EAT] and they'll start moving out of the ENDANGERED list into the ENDANGERING (yeh, never heard that before) list.
Or should... they could always be killed before you kill them...

And anyway, I have a trade agreement with kobolds. For every stolen item they touch, they get 1 death times the value of said item... I think I owe them at least 60 000 more deaths...
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