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Author Topic: Kill a Kobold Month!  (Read 52169 times)

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #150 on: October 23, 2011, 04:39:41 pm »

The Dwarves don't have racism yet, thankfully. If you keep Dose 'Bolds out of the general populace, maybe give 'em an expansive artificial cave system up on the surface to call their own, and they should be okay. It'll be a nature preserve, sort of.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #151 on: October 23, 2011, 04:53:48 pm »

Why would you love kobolds? What have they done to deserve ANY kind of love or mercy? Theres a reason WHY they don't survive past world-gen. They are vermin who cannot care for themselves. And you know what? Since they are vermin, by Armok THEY WILL DIE LIKE VERMIN TOO!


I have alot of opinions about them.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #152 on: October 23, 2011, 05:47:41 pm »

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« Reply #153 on: October 23, 2011, 06:07:12 pm »

Nice picture. 1 in 100 chance of getting a dwarf with mental abilities might be a good idea.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #154 on: October 23, 2011, 09:56:15 pm »

Haven't had much DF time these past weeks, and I'm not sure if this counts, but I just had an adventurer in a young world run around slaughtering tonnes of kobolds. Also, since I naturally used DFusion to give myself companions to keep the stupid, unnecessary bogeymen away, the kobolds ended up getting cut to bits by a demon and cave crocodile combo. Unfortunately, that adventurer's life was cut short when, after sustaining horrible injuries from the aforementioned cave croc, she had a nap in the mountains and was viciously murdered by a cowardly kobold. >:(
Time for her relatives to go kobold hunting!
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #155 on: October 23, 2011, 10:02:08 pm »

Collect the snouts. It is a symbol of luck.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #156 on: October 23, 2011, 10:41:23 pm »

I just dumped three kobolds into my plague pit. They slowly melted! It warmed my heart, melting those ugly scaly junk-snatchers.
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« Reply #157 on: October 23, 2011, 11:12:34 pm »

Process the goo into grade C gruel and ship it off to the Mountainhome.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #158 on: October 24, 2011, 09:47:35 am »

I said I would, and I have. Not too dramatically, but he's dead.
Bloody thieves.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
My militia commander charged him into the river. Pictured body bits are his arm and foot.
Job jolly well done.
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That's nothing. I had something mate with a pile of dead meat.

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« Reply #159 on: October 24, 2011, 10:24:00 am »

I hope that his arm was removed first. That will teach him to steal.
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« Reply #161 on: October 24, 2011, 10:41:26 am »

I hope that his arm was removed first. That will teach him to steal.
It was indeed.
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« Reply #162 on: October 24, 2011, 12:21:57 pm »

I hope that his arm was removed first. That will teach him to steal.
It was indeed.

*Rubs hands together*
Good.. good.
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« Reply #163 on: October 25, 2011, 09:50:46 am »

Not much support this month. Damn kobold lovers.. but onwards, it is time for the kobold survival challenge. Make a dwarf in the arena, deck him out in whatever armor and weapons you want to use, then spawn kobolds using coppers items and attempt to survive the onslaught. Most kills wins you.. im running out of stuff to give so you get a pat on the back.
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« Reply #164 on: October 25, 2011, 11:45:34 am »

Dorf armed with full steel armor + platinum warhammer and shield vs 30 kobolds with copper mail shirts and daggers.
I won, but I lost my left arm.
I killed them all with only a shield.
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