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[Necro910]

Except in DF, kobolds aren't dog like.
Go download Kobold Quest, which is also made by Toady. In the main menu, you can see what the squat bastards are in DF.

Nevermind, I read the wrong description. In a mod (Kobold Kamp?) it said dog ears and it stuck in my head. Damn it, sorry guys.

[Masked_Hunter1825]

I just accept that they look adorable. Or so everyone says. But I still hate their guts.

[Wimopy]

You really want to know what they look like?

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'k'

That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. And once you let them eat, they'll be back to feed the cupcake-making machine. And steal your most important artifacts and your masterwork mechanisms.

[IcarusOne]

Funnily enough, yesterday i had one of my giant eagles biting a kobold thief's guts out. "spilling the guts!" and it kept crawling away while my eagle got bored and wandered back to it's pasture. I was watching patiently to see how long this kobold would survive.. and when he was finally past my traps again (which he ofcourse avoided, the little bugger) he passed out, and a decided to kick it in the face until it finally went down.

I engraved a slab for this kobold.

[Masked_Hunter1825]

FACE KICK!

[simonthedwarf]

Looks like kobold month got off to a dead start.

[Nukarama]

Looks like kobold month got off to a dead start.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Angel Of Death]

My favourite way to kill a kobold is to dump them into a pit full of wooden spikes and slowly impale them.

[dwarfhoplite]

for me every month is a kill a kobold month

[Dsarker]

for me every month is a kill a kobold month

For you, the month dwarfhoplite killed your entire village was the most important time of your life. But for dwarfhoplite, it was october.

[Nukarama]

for me every month is a kill a kobold month

You bastard. You're worse than the elves.

[Necro910]

for me every month is a kill a kobold month

You bastard. You're worse than the elves.

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[Wimopy]

for me every month is a kill a kobold month

You bastard. You're worse than the elves.

That, is one of the greatest compliments I have ever heard. 

[jaxy15]

For me, every hour is kill a kobold hour.

[Hitty40]

You bastard. You're worse than the elves.


Sigged.