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Masked_Hunter1825

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #90 on: October 21, 2011, 03:30:08 pm »

I pictured the arm beat-down looked like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2HuwbT-QV4
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Dsarker

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #91 on: October 21, 2011, 03:30:36 pm »

Arms?
Pfft, I use spears made from sunberries.

Sunberries?
Pfft, I use spears made from water.

Water?
Pfft, I use warhammers made from adamantine.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #92 on: October 21, 2011, 03:33:36 pm »

I did some more brutal kobold-torture with my modded race.
I made a kobold give in to pain by pinching it's hand and fingers.
Then I punched out it's teeth.
Then I broke all it's bones, strangled it a bit, and then finished it off.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #93 on: October 21, 2011, 03:44:57 pm »

Arms?
Pfft, I use spears made from sunberries.

Sunberries?
Pfft, I use spears made from water.

Water?
Pfft, I use warhammers made from adamantine.

Adamantine?
Pfft, I use swords made from zinc.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #94 on: October 21, 2011, 03:46:40 pm »

Arms?
Pfft, I use spears made from sunberries.

Sunberries?
Pfft, I use spears made from water.

Water?
Pfft, I use warhammers made from adamantine.

Adamantine?
Pfft, I use swords made from zinc.
Zinc?
Pfft, I don't use weapons at all.
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MadocComadrin

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #95 on: October 21, 2011, 03:53:02 pm »

Pfft, I don't use weapons at all.
Pfft? I say bah!
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Dsarker

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #96 on: October 21, 2011, 03:54:40 pm »

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #98 on: October 21, 2011, 04:13:21 pm »

Pfft, I don't use weapons at all.
Pfft? I say bah!
Bah? I said hab.
Bah dias I? Hab.

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« Reply #99 on: October 21, 2011, 04:24:35 pm »

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Jacob/Lee

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« Reply #100 on: October 21, 2011, 04:39:20 pm »

Alright, you petty excuses for dwarves, go back to your forest retreats and caves.

I use kobolds as test subjects/cannon fodder/sparring dummies.

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #101 on: October 21, 2011, 04:51:55 pm »

Alright, you petty excuses for dwarves, go back to your forest retreats and caves.

I use kobolds as test subjects/cannon fodder/sparring dummies.
Kobolds are a dwarfier pet than the dogs and cats that are oh-so-commonly assigned  :P

Think about it: They live in caves, they grab all the -pig tail socks- that your dwarves want to get as well, and generally die trying to get aforementioned sock.

reteip9

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« Reply #102 on: October 21, 2011, 05:49:51 pm »

I have never ever seen a kobold but I do get the monthly goblin snatcher the seasonal goblin ambush and the yearly goblin siege.
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Masked_Hunter1825

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« Reply #103 on: October 21, 2011, 08:47:56 pm »

Kobolds usually come thinking they're all mighty until they are discovered and try to run away from the caravan guards.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #104 on: October 21, 2011, 11:47:03 pm »

It's all fun and games until a kobold punches you in the right testicle, tearing the muscle.
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