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Nukarama

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #75 on: October 21, 2011, 01:21:29 pm »

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Signed up a week ago and I am already sigged  ;D ! I feel like a real dorf!
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #76 on: October 21, 2011, 02:04:21 pm »

I just finished murdering some kobolds with an almost immortal megabeast I made in arena mode. What'd I miss?
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #77 on: October 21, 2011, 02:09:58 pm »

I just finished murdering some kobolds with an almost immortal megabeast I made in arena mode. What'd I miss?

I murdered everydorf. KOBOLDS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #78 on: October 21, 2011, 02:11:00 pm »

I just finished murdering some kobolds with an almost immortal megabeast I made in arena mode. What'd I miss?

I murdered everydorf. KOBOLDS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

Yeah yeah, go back to your caves before I take [NO_EAT] off.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #79 on: October 21, 2011, 02:13:32 pm »

I just finished murdering some kobolds with an almost immortal megabeast I made in arena mode. What'd I miss?

I murdered everydorf. KOBOLDS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

Yeah yeah, go back to your caves before I take [NO_EAT] off.
That's what I wanted to say.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #80 on: October 21, 2011, 02:15:18 pm »

Yeah yeah, go back to your caves before I take [NO_EAT] off.

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #81 on: October 21, 2011, 02:31:38 pm »

With my current fortress, kobolds are just fed to my pet sharks. Though you know, one of them got spotted at the wrong time, escaped most of my forts defenses only to dodge an attack from one of my dogs into a pit that was currently owned by a GCS.


The screaming was glorious.

On a side note, I think I have too many pit-based defenses. A dwarf or two will fall in the shark tank once or twice. Oh well.
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« Reply #82 on: October 21, 2011, 02:42:51 pm »

With my current fortress, kobolds are just fed to my pet sharks. Though you know, one of them got spotted at the wrong time, escaped most of my forts defenses only to dodge an attack from one of my dogs into a pit that was currently owned by a GCS.


The screaming was glorious.

On a side note, I think I have too many pit-based defenses. A dwarf or two will fall in the shark tank once or twice. Oh well.

GCS and a kobold thief, sounds splendid... I need to get working on some kobolds vs. big things in the arena to see what's the most sadistic and effective way to kill one.

On the side note: Think of it as free entertainment and your sharks also get some booze. Only downside I see is the possible tantrum spirals.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #83 on: October 21, 2011, 02:44:58 pm »

I just tortured a kobold in the arena with a custom race I made. Horribly.
I used my tail to break it's neck, and then I bit it's right arm off and spat all the 3 pieces at said kobbo. Then I smacked it around until it died.
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« Reply #84 on: October 21, 2011, 02:48:00 pm »

I just tortured a kobold in the arena with a custom race I made. Horribly.
I used my tail to break it's neck, and then I bit it's right arm off and spat all the 3 pieces at said kobbo. Then I smacked it around until it died.

I. LOVE IT.

Also.. is it possible to chop off arms and beat someone to death with it? !!SCIENCE!! may be required here. Arms, that are chopped off and ON FIRE.
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« Reply #85 on: October 21, 2011, 03:13:47 pm »

I just tortured a kobold in the arena with a custom race I made. Horribly.
I used my tail to break it's neck, and then I bit it's right arm off and spat all the 3 pieces at said kobbo. Then I smacked it around until it died.

I. LOVE IT.

Also.. is it possible to chop off arms and beat someone to death with it? !!SCIENCE!! may be required here. Arms, that are chopped off and ON FIRE.

You can use anything as a weapon that you can pick up. From vomit to sand, from brains to brawns... and of course normal weapons from axes to warhammers.
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« Reply #86 on: October 21, 2011, 03:21:39 pm »

Hm, well. I tested in arena. I chopped off someones arm then beat several other people to death with it. Arms are suprisingly effective weapons. They were all kobolds and elves by the way.
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« Reply #87 on: October 21, 2011, 03:23:07 pm »

Arms?
Pfft, I use spears made from sunberries.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #88 on: October 21, 2011, 03:28:28 pm »

I hate you all  >:(
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #89 on: October 21, 2011, 03:29:15 pm »

Arms?
Pfft, I use spears made from sunberries.

Sunberries?
Pfft, I use spears made from water.
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