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JDF117

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #135 on: October 23, 2011, 12:22:32 am »

For every kobold you kill, I give three more relationships on the popular koboldic dating website caveHarmony! Wahaha!
For every kobold you impregnate, I will nail seven to a wall by their snout! :P

  If snot was a fluid, this would actually be plausible in adventure mode.
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Dsarker

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« Reply #136 on: October 23, 2011, 12:23:26 am »

Snout, not snot.
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« Reply #137 on: October 23, 2011, 12:26:29 am »

Look, I will not accept this kind of treatment from a guy with no arms. I suggest you take your business elsewhere.
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« Reply #138 on: October 23, 2011, 12:47:54 am »

Look, I will not accept this kind of treatment from a guy with no arms. I suggest you take your business elsewhere.

 :'( You had bring it up, didn't you!? *runs off crying*
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« Reply #139 on: October 23, 2011, 01:20:38 am »

Yeah, yeah, go back to kissing kobolds, you hippies.
I have NO_EAT highlighted, and I'm not afraid to press backspace.
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« Reply #140 on: October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am »

Yeah, yeah, go back to kissing kobolds, you hippies.
I have NO_EAT highlighted, and I'm not afraid to press backspace.

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« Reply #141 on: October 23, 2011, 01:39:44 am »

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« Reply #142 on: October 23, 2011, 01:52:53 am »

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« Reply #143 on: October 23, 2011, 09:06:30 am »

Today is indeed an important day everyone. For today, its the kobold toss competition. Hit a kobold as many tiles away as possible. The winner will get a fully grown war cave-dragon pet. No bronze collosi, only dwarves may toss them. For max effect, please break all limbs first. That is all.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #144 on: October 23, 2011, 03:19:48 pm »

Today is indeed an important day everyone. For today, its the kobold toss competition. Hit a kobold as many tiles away as possible. The winner will get a fully grown war cave-dragon pet. No bronze collosi, only dwarves may toss them. For max effect, please break all limbs first. That is all.

Hmmmm.... A live cave dragon? I might just have to stop being a kobold activist...
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« Reply #145 on: October 23, 2011, 04:19:01 pm »

You can be a rights activist, but know you want to help them right? As I said before, its a mercy killing. Slowly starving, or a quick (sometimes drawn out) death?
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« Reply #146 on: October 23, 2011, 04:20:44 pm »

You can be a rights activist, but know you want to help them right? As I said before, its a mercy killing. Slowly starving, or a quick (sometimes drawn out) death?
You make it sound like I don't give them food and a home :­P

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« Reply #147 on: October 23, 2011, 04:26:26 pm »

What do you give them really? Badly made raw meat, a dark uncleaned pit and force them to endure the nightmares that is the glorious dwarven society? Roars from forgotten beasts making them tremble at night? No freedom? Force them to breed in their uncleaned pit too? EAT THEIR EGGS?

No, you will see that they suffer.. and you must do the correct thing.
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« Reply #148 on: October 23, 2011, 04:28:16 pm »

What do you give them really? Badly made raw meat, a dark uncleaned pit and force them to endure the nightmares that is the glorious dwarven society? Roars from forgotten beasts making them tremble at night? No freedom? Force them to breed in their uncleaned pit too? EAT THEIR EGGS?

No, you will see that they suffer.. and you must do the correct thing.
Do the correct thing and section off part of the living quarter for nobles for the kobolds and give them the same meals my dwarves get? Sure, thanks!

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« Reply #149 on: October 23, 2011, 04:31:11 pm »

You are foolish. They will become even worse. Mocked by your dwarves. Outcasts!
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