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Masked_Hunter1825

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #165 on: October 25, 2011, 03:04:07 pm »

Well done. Bonus points for not using adamantine. If someone takes down the onslaught in leather, cloth or inferior metal armor and weapons, I suppose that counts too.
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« Reply #166 on: October 26, 2011, 06:48:43 am »

Well done. Bonus points for not using adamantine. If someone takes down the onslaught in leather, cloth or inferior metal armor and weapons, I suppose that counts too.

I'll take them using a loincloth as my only weapon... and stuff I find on the kobolds... like skin and meat... Sounds fun.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #167 on: October 26, 2011, 07:22:00 am »

In the arena...One dwarf.

Skills:

L8 Speardwarf/Fighting/Biting/Wrestling/Armor
Equipment: Steel Spear, Full Iron.

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25 Kobolds

Skills: Lvl 3 Knife, Dodging, Biting, Armor.
Equipment: Large copper daggers, Copper caps/low boots/mail shirts.

Winner: Dwarf!

On a side note: I pitted 20 dwarves vs 20 humans, and they had the exact same stats and gear. The humans won...with 8 left. o_O...
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #168 on: October 26, 2011, 09:13:28 am »

First attempt:

One dwarf.

No skills.
Equipment: A toad leather loincloth - weapon

vs

40 kobolds

No skills

I killed 7, then dodged down a bridge head first.

Attempt two in one minute.


Attempt Two: Utter failure. Seems like fighting 40 kobolds causes too much tiredness, my dwarf survived a mortal wound for multiple turns but passed out twice from the tiredness (so did quite a few kobolds). Gonna add 5 levels of Misc. Obj user after lunch.

Ok, third test proves it. Without armour, 40 kobolds will just gang you until you drop from tiredness.



Fourth Test,

Expert Misc Obj User
Toad leather armour (Coat, 2 gloves, 2 shows, helm and trousers), Toad Leather Loincloth weapon (Damn kobolds MUST eat my loincloth. Got quite a few kills by smashing skulls into brains with it)

vs 41 kobolds
No skills or equipment

Outcome: Dwarf suffocated while unconcious, after eye was bitten, reducing eyesight to one tile. 16 kobolds dead. Most of the with their skulls smashed into brains, by a toad leather loincloth.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2011, 10:17:17 am by Wimopy »
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #169 on: October 26, 2011, 07:02:38 pm »

Cowards! When fighting kobolds only misc object and biting are allowed weapons.

And ARMOR? Armok is your shield, magma is your faith.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #170 on: October 26, 2011, 07:14:25 pm »

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I say we just nuke them from orbit, like so.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #171 on: October 26, 2011, 08:25:52 pm »

We lose our magma if we do that, so no.
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« Reply #172 on: October 26, 2011, 08:29:17 pm »

Blowing up the planet might trigger a cave-in  :-\
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #173 on: October 26, 2011, 09:19:06 pm »

Yeah so its not worth it.
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« Reply #174 on: October 27, 2011, 11:17:37 am »

We lose our magma if we do that, so no.

Wouldn't it turn the whole world into magma and make it spread out into the far reaches of space?
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« Reply #175 on: October 27, 2011, 11:19:33 am »

We also lose our socks its not worth it! Anyways, this will be the final day of kill a kobold month. It is saddening, I know.
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« Reply #176 on: October 27, 2011, 11:20:52 am »

We lose our magma if we do that, so no.

Wouldn't it turn the whole world into magma and make it spread out into the far reaches of space?
And if we made an obsidian safety capsule, we could magmafy OTHER planets!

...And so begins the conquest of the dwarven empire.

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« Reply #177 on: October 27, 2011, 11:28:51 am »

We lose our magma if we do that, so no.

Wouldn't it turn the whole world into magma and make it spread out into the far reaches of space?
And if we made an obsidian safety capsule, we could magmafy OTHER planets!

...And so begins the conquest of the dwarven empire.

Humans and their spaceships... Just put an obsidian top on the volcano and start building pressure... or simply detonate a few cats at the bottom of the rocket. Also, getting kicked by a BC usually has the same effect.
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« Reply #178 on: October 27, 2011, 11:45:00 am »

We lose our magma if we do that, so no.

Wouldn't it turn the whole world into magma and make it spread out into the far reaches of space?
And if we made an obsidian safety capsule, we could magmafy OTHER planets!

...And so begins the conquest of the dwarven empire.

Humans and their spaceships... Just put an obsidian top on the volcano and start building pressure... or simply detonate a few cats at the bottom of the rocket. Also, getting kicked by a BC usually has the same effect.
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« Reply #179 on: October 27, 2011, 12:04:26 pm »

High beard.. gentlemen. We have a new noble higher than the king..
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