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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #210 on: October 02, 2018, 08:28:34 pm »

I like kobolds. I've always liked them. Even if they steal me shinies, they are adventurous little fellows.

Even my FEELINGS for elves have begun to cool.

I'm just sort of mellow now.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #211 on: October 02, 2018, 09:15:00 pm »

Kobolds are best bolds

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #212 on: October 02, 2018, 10:13:08 pm »

I like kobolds. I've always liked them. Even if they steal me shinies, they are adventurous little fellows.

Even my FEELINGS for elves have begun to cool.

I'm just sort of mellow now.

Heretic.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #213 on: October 02, 2018, 11:18:10 pm »

I was just considering playing as a modded kobold civ.  That would probably cause lots of kobolds to die this month like the last time I tried it.

Of course, as unprepared for the zombies as I was, dwarves wouldn't have fared any better.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #214 on: October 03, 2018, 12:13:56 am »

I was just considering playing as a modded kobold civ.  That would probably cause lots of kobolds to die this month like the last time I tried it.

Of course, as unprepared for the zombies as I was, dwarves wouldn't have fared any better.
Do it! Playing as the kobolds is a lot more interesting now that you can send out thieves.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #215 on: October 03, 2018, 12:15:35 am »

99 kobolds of skulk on the wall!
99 kobolds of skulk!
Take one down into !!menacing spikes of slade!!
There'll be 98 kobolds of skulk on the wall!
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #216 on: October 03, 2018, 02:41:39 am »

Kobold fortress.

The menu has a tiny number of options.

Designate sleeping areas
Gather food from outdoors
Send raiders
Attack targeted creature

No industry, no craftsdwarfship, nothing.
Hell, even the copper daggers have to be stolen!

The personality menu has a stark number of things that affect them-- Inability to steal being the highest.

Yes. I think that about covers it.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #217 on: October 03, 2018, 05:55:28 am »

I like kobolds. I've always liked them. Even if they steal me shinies, they are adventurous little fellows.

Even my FEELINGS for elves have begun to cool.

I'm just sort of mellow now.

Heretic.

Elves are alright. The whole tree worshiping cannibal thing is a cultural problem really. It's the elven civilizations and religion which must be washed from existence with the blood of the world. I have several highly useful elves in my fort who happily chop trees, wear steel, drink booze and slaughter goblins and their unenlightened kin with ease. They also seem to handle stress better than most of the other races and unlike my humans they don't drop like mayflies every spring.

Kobolds are awesome, tiny savage little creatures with sharp knives and glowing eyes lurking in the shadows looking for shiny things to steal and bones to eat. Freaking adorable. I've been conquering their caves in an effort to civilize them which I think I've technically succeded at as my civ has 59 kobold outcasts. We also accidentally slaughtered all the adults in one cave then took over from the three surviving children. A pity really I was mostly expelling a recently bitten by a weremammoth soldier that time...
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #218 on: October 03, 2018, 06:18:02 am »

Kobold fortress.

The menu has a tiny number of options.

Designate sleeping areas
Gather food from outdoors
Send raiders
Attack targeted creature

No industry, no craftsdwarfship, nothing.
Hell, even the copper daggers have to be stolen!

The personality menu has a stark number of things that affect them-- Inability to steal being the highest.

Yes. I think that about covers it.
Wait, the game handles need to steal?

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #219 on: October 03, 2018, 06:32:13 am »

Kobold fortress.

The menu has a tiny number of options.

Designate sleeping areas
Gather food from outdoors
Send raiders
Attack targeted creature

No industry, no craftsdwarfship, nothing.
Hell, even the copper daggers have to be stolen!

The personality menu has a stark number of things that affect them-- Inability to steal being the highest.

Yes. I think that about covers it.
Wait, the game handles need to steal?
Acquire Object, I think (or something along these lines).
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #220 on: October 03, 2018, 08:29:11 am »

In honor of this month, I stalked a group of kobold bandits back to their hideout and slaughtered them all in the night.  I hope to find their cave and slaughter many, many more.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #221 on: October 03, 2018, 12:51:18 pm »

I like kobolds. I've always liked them. Even if they steal me shinies, they are adventurous little fellows.

Even my FEELINGS for elves have begun to cool.

I'm just sort of mellow now.

Heretic.

Elves are alright. The whole tree worshiping cannibal thing is a cultural problem really. It's the elven civilizations and religion which must be washed from existence with the blood of the world. I have several highly useful elves in my fort who happily chop trees, wear steel, drink booze and slaughter goblins and their unenlightened kin with ease. They also seem to handle stress better than most of the other races and unlike my humans they don't drop like mayflies every spring.

Kobolds are awesome, tiny savage little creatures with sharp knives and glowing eyes lurking in the shadows looking for shiny things to steal and bones to eat. Freaking adorable. I've been conquering their caves in an effort to civilize them which I think I've technically succeded at as my civ has 59 kobold outcasts. We also accidentally slaughtered all the adults in one cave then took over from the three surviving children. A pity really I was mostly expelling a recently bitten by a weremammoth soldier that time...

I like the cut of your jib.
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