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Author Topic: Aeroshots - For when drinking caffeine simply isn't enough. Free stuff too.  (Read 8992 times)

lordnincompoop

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Brainchild of David Edwards, a Harvard professor and inventor, and Tom Hadfield as the CEO and co-founder of Breathable Foods, Aeroshot is a new caffeine inhaler that is going to be sold in the New York and Boston are next year.

This is just a quick topic to inform you all of the current free Aeroshots promotion, which is sadly only for those in the US. If you make a habit of staying up late or sleeping little, and are disgusted by your usual choice of coffee or energy drinks, you might be interested in the inhaler.

And hey, it's free stuff - free is good, no?

Since I'm ineligible for this US-only promotion and I've already signed up and received my ten-person coupon, I thought I'd share it here for you guys to use and puff on. Feel free to use it, or sign up for your own to use or share.

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I'd call spambot, but you're well-known and your grammar isn't terrible.
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Ever since I heard about this stuff, I don't trust anything that's supposed to keep you awake, including large amounts of caffeine.  I'll just power on with ginger ale and MSGs thank you.
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lordnincompoop

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I'd call spambot, but you're well-known and your grammar isn't terrible.

Funny how a spambot like me would wait two years to spam about a product released in the last week, joining several games and contributing with a few thousand forum posts in the meantime.

Ever since I heard about this stuff, I don't trust anything that's supposed to keep you awake, including large amounts of caffeine.  I'll just power on with ginger ale and MSGs thank you.

Frankly, out of all the prescription/non-prescription stimulants, caffeine is most likely one of the least damaging and safest substances out there.

That being said, it is still moderately addictive and may affect mental development and attention span when taken during childhood and adolescence.
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A) I would certainly take NuVigil. Aside from becoming a zombie, what's the risk?
B) I appreciate the knowledge of this aeroshot product, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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I'd call spambot, but you're well-known and your grammar isn't terrible.

Funny how a spambot like me would wait two years to spam about a product released in the last week, joining several games and contributing with a few thousand forum posts in the meantime.


I wish more spambots were like you.

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Somehow I think instant delivery systems for caffeine probably have some draw backs. In B4 someone experiments with doing 4 or 5 back-to-back.
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Hey, guys, I just had a brilliant idea that I'm sure has never occurred to any-

In B4 someone experiments with doing 4 or 5 back-to-back.

DAMMIT. Somebody already anticipated my SCIENCE!
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Has your body grown accustomed to your regular FOUR CUPS a day of coffee? Do you work the long shift starting at NEGATIVE EIGHT A.M. in the morning? Well with this new CAFFEINE INHALER that's right I said CAFFEINE INHALER you can snort and gasp your way through any night for the low low price of reducing your lifespan some restrictions apply offer void in coffee shops.
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This feels like a satire.  This can't be real.

Next they'll have XCM energy drink, fortified with eXtreme Crystal Meth!  Get some, broskis!
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We've made a caffeine knife. You stab yourself in the shoulder and never sleep again.
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Caffeine football helmet! You can just keep playing and playing!
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Caffeine skin suits! Absorb your neurotic, insomniac goodness straight through your pores! From the makers of meth socks.
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ROID energy shot!  The kind that makes you strong, not the kind that makes you need a special seat!

Fuck yeah, broseph!  This energy's tight!

Modern Warfare 3, dude!
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I'll wait for someone else to die of Aeroshots. If that doesn't happen for a few years, hell yes I'm buying them.

Also, if you think this stuff is crazy, wait until Orexin-A hits the market. No one will ever sleep again. Ever. You want 24 354-hour wakefulness; here is your fucking holy grail.
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