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Loud Whispers

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Re: Weaponize This (devlog quote)
« Reply #225 on: October 30, 2011, 10:41:24 pm »

If I were a sparkling vampire, I would travel across the land in platform shoes and rounded sunglasses. I would fight the forces of evil using the power of funk, and use my amazing groove to bring forth a new era of peace and love. Eventually, I would go down in history as D.Z.A., the Vampiric Disco King, and I would be praised and worshiped for all eternity.


Yeah...

Wow, you would make sparkly vampires seem like cliched superheroes.

[instantwin] :D [/instantwin]

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Re: Weaponize This (devlog quote)
« Reply #226 on: October 30, 2011, 11:14:45 pm »

Wow, you would make sparkly vampires seem like cliched superheroes.

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Re: Weaponize This (devlog quote)
« Reply #227 on: October 31, 2011, 04:06:48 am »

Imagine if a noble is a (sparkling) vampire, and he brings a consort.
This is Becca Swan.
She has dark hair.
She has no facial expressions.
She needs melancholy to get through the working day.
She is very vulnerable against ‼MAGMA‼
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Re: Weaponize This (devlog quote)
« Reply #228 on: November 01, 2011, 11:50:17 am »

Find the vampire.
Make him Baron/King whatever you can.
Give him firstborn daughter of every family. If firstborn is a son, give wife.
If your oldest vampire is a female, make Queen, then give her son (First infected male) previously mentioned privileges.

How to turn into a weapon:

Put in a deep dark pit and drop goblins, elves and other things for them.

Depending on the strength increase, turn the infected into military... the people who died during the feeding are also turned into pit-dwellers by your friendly neighbourhood necromancer.

If someone finds who the vampire is, name him Batdwarf, add him to justice, kick the vampires out of the throne-room or pit and let Batdwarf slam them with his Hammer of Justic.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Weaponize This (devlog quote)
« Reply #229 on: November 01, 2011, 01:36:31 pm »

Van Urist Helsing.

Steel crossbow. Steel boots. Adamantine short sword. Legendary Marksdward, Swordsdwarf.

Justice will be served.

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Re: Weaponize This (devlog quote)
« Reply #230 on: November 01, 2011, 01:52:46 pm »

Van Urist Helsing.

Steel crossbow. Steel boots. Adamantine short sword. Legendary Marksdward, Swordsdwarf.

Justice will be served.

Don't forget giving him a utility beard of full gribbly broiling chemical UV bombs, Clown Repellent and a badger with a rage tag value of 50 tied to the end of an artifact spear.

Go for the balls Urist!
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Re: Weaponize This (devlog quote)
« Reply #231 on: November 01, 2011, 03:42:48 pm »

Van Urist Helsing.

Steel crossbow. Steel boots. Adamantine short sword. Legendary Marksdward, Swordsdwarf.

Justice will be served.
Wrong:
Artifact silver crossbow.
Silver bolts.
Silver/masterwork candy sword (you know where from....)
skills are just right.
greetz
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My trade depot is set to flood with water at the pull of a lever.  It's deep in the tunnels with easy drainage.  I call it my "water for goods" trading policy.

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Re: Weaponize This (devlog quote)
« Reply #232 on: November 01, 2011, 05:37:48 pm »

Dwarf Fortress III : Twilight
...What was DF II?
I think you mean Slaves to Armok: God of Blood: Chapter 3: A Horrible Idea.
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