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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Darvi

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #780 on: December 09, 2011, 06:48:28 am »

No really, it happened! I was there! Take our word for it.!
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #781 on: December 09, 2011, 07:31:55 am »

Wait for migrants.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #782 on: December 09, 2011, 07:52:14 am »

Wait for migrants.

And hope the skelks and skoxes don't turn them into dwarf paste.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #783 on: December 09, 2011, 08:05:31 am »

Mmmm, dwarf paste.











DON'T JUDGE ME! D:

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #784 on: December 09, 2011, 08:06:18 am »

Wait for migrants.
And hope the skelks and skoxes don't turn them into dwarf paste.
If everything is happening as the Master is telling us (no offense, dude)
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Did we just made reality itself commit suicide?
I think that sentence describes all of Failcannon.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #785 on: December 09, 2011, 09:10:59 am »

He's totally making this up.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #786 on: December 09, 2011, 09:36:24 am »

He's totally making this up.
I really expect he doesn't.
Because it'd be a hell of a record, seriously! 2 hours to completely wreck a fortress which has some serious "surviving" skills?
Just wow.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #787 on: December 09, 2011, 09:56:48 am »

He's totally making this up.
I really expect he doesn't.
Because it'd be a hell of a record, seriously! 2 hours to completely wreck a fortress which has some serious "surviving" skills?
Just wow.


He did say he opened the rear surface doors. Combine that with the local wilddeath and a goblin siege, and you get one wrecked fortress.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #788 on: December 09, 2011, 12:51:39 pm »

He's totally making this up.
I really expect he doesn't.
Because it'd be a hell of a record, seriously! 2 hours to completely wreck a fortress which has some serious "surviving" skills?
Just wow.
He did say he opened the rear surface doors. Combine that with the local wilddeath and a goblin siege, and you get one wrecked fortress.

Still, two hours.

And we were making allusion to this:
Gentlemen, everyone, EVERYONE IS DEAD, but there's one problem, IT DIDN'T ABANDON! IT'S TRUE, THE SAVE IS CURSED!!! THERE'S NO ONE LEFT ALIVE, I CHECKED, BUT IT'S NOT ABANDONED!
Seriously.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #789 on: December 09, 2011, 01:01:21 pm »

And we were making allusion to this:
Gentlemen, everyone, EVERYONE IS DEAD, but there's one problem, IT DIDN'T ABANDON! IT'S TRUE, THE SAVE IS CURSED!!! THERE'S NO ONE LEFT ALIVE, I CHECKED, BUT IT'S NOT ABANDONED!
Seriously.


I would like to refer you to your signature. :P

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #790 on: December 09, 2011, 01:05:38 pm »

 ???
Well, that was quick...

But the fort didn't auto-abandon... weird.  :o
I know Failcannon was hard to kill, but this...

I hope it is true, but seriously, we need pics.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #791 on: December 09, 2011, 01:22:24 pm »

Perhaps a goblin kidnapper is caught in a cage trap with a dwarf child? Or the bag with the child is still lying around somewhere?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #792 on: December 09, 2011, 01:36:56 pm »

Perhaps a goblin kidnapper is caught in a cage trap with a dwarf child? Or the bag with the child is still lying around somewhere?


Cage traps imply we have the capability of making traps in the first place. We do have cages, which we got off of dead merchants, but during my turn, we didn't even have a mechanic's workshop. There were..... more pressing things to take care of. And the surface doors worked pretty well in keeping dorfs inside and wilddeath outside.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #793 on: December 09, 2011, 01:43:10 pm »

And we were making allusion to this:
Gentlemen, everyone, EVERYONE IS DEAD, but there's one problem, IT DIDN'T ABANDON! IT'S TRUE, THE SAVE IS CURSED!!! THERE'S NO ONE LEFT ALIVE, I CHECKED, BUT IT'S NOT ABANDONED!
Seriously.


I would like to refer you to your signature. :P

I... don't have any smart answer to that. So I'm going to scream "Waffles" until it makes sense in my head.
This is Hellcannon, after all. Even though that it hasn't passed enough time to bend reality like in Failcannon.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #794 on: December 09, 2011, 02:25:26 pm »

The Master has been suspiciously quiet lately...
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