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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

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Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Deviled

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #810 on: December 09, 2011, 09:52:28 pm »

I think Hellcannon just walked past the brink of destruction, decided it wasn't finished yet and walked back.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #811 on: December 09, 2011, 09:53:32 pm »

I hope it socks the world in the face and tells it to go sit in the corner.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #812 on: December 09, 2011, 10:08:32 pm »

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Like I said...

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Um, what?  Who's running this fort?  I've searched the whole place, and I can't find a living dwarf anywhere.  It's creepy.  I think Hellcannon itself has gained sentience, and is somehow keeping itself alive.  I can't help but think that my reality-bending may be partially responsible...
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #813 on: December 09, 2011, 10:12:36 pm »

I think the exchange went as:
DF: Hey, man, your dwarves died, game's over!
Hellcannon: NOPE.
*Punchs DF in the face*
Helcannon: I FEEEL ALIVEEEEE!!

What kind of an abomination have we created, gentlemen?
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Did we just made reality itself commit suicide?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #814 on: December 09, 2011, 10:27:03 pm »

I always knew at some point we would create a fort that couldn't die. Didn't think we would create one so soon.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #815 on: December 09, 2011, 11:02:43 pm »

I always knew at some point we would create a fort that couldn't die. Didn't think we would create one so soon.

Now, I'd try and see if this is reproducible on multiple machines.  If so, can Hellcannon ever truly die?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #816 on: December 09, 2011, 11:05:51 pm »

i'm guessing you'd have to do the EXACT same things I did, right down to the precise timing of actions, which is improbable. I think the universe just loving toying with us.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #817 on: December 09, 2011, 11:22:01 pm »

You...you weren't kidding. I underestimated this series's potential to be crazy for the the last time.

i'm guessing you'd have to do the EXACT same things I did, right down to the precise timing of actions, which is improbable. I think the universe just loving toying with us.

Not even, because the games actions have some degree of randomness.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #818 on: December 10, 2011, 02:22:54 am »

Wow.  Just make sure you back up the save before any migrants arrive.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #819 on: December 10, 2011, 02:23:47 am »

I think some already did.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #820 on: December 10, 2011, 02:54:40 am »

Haven't you all worked it out yet?


That Aussie Dwarf is still hiding in the fortress, waiting for his next disguise

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #821 on: December 10, 2011, 08:25:24 am »

Wow.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #822 on: December 10, 2011, 09:21:37 am »

I think the exchange went as:
DF: Hey, man, your dwarves died, game's over!
Hellcannon: NOPE.
*Punchs DF in the face*
Helcannon: I FEEEL ALIVEEEEE!!

What kind of an abomination have we created, gentlemen?

Mego, please put this in the OP.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #823 on: December 10, 2011, 11:11:31 am »

I guess THIS makes Hellcannon able to claim a position in the hall of legends.

If you all agree, I'll request it.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #824 on: December 10, 2011, 11:17:26 am »

A game that failed so hard, it broke DF? DAMN RIGHT IT BELONGS IN THE HALL OF LEGENDS!
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