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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 785528 times)

Karakzon

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #75 on: November 08, 2011, 12:30:47 pm »

I am going to regret this someday.

Dwarf me and give me a turn.

This will be my first Succession Fort, so I think this will be interesting. If it isn't interesting... then I will make it interesting.

Dont think you read what happened to the other forts. Hellcannon has a mission my dear dwarven sir, time and space was ripped apart. and now, we go down to beat the last resting place of true darkness into the dust and rebuild the multiverse in the glorious image of armok and all dwarves!

Hellcannon, I salute thee! may thy time be long and your death, drawn out, agonising and gloriously beautifull.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #76 on: November 08, 2011, 12:38:32 pm »

Wasn't it a universe-level reset?

Yeah but we should still explain the connection.  I think the "scouting party for the lost settlement" is a start - but we all know that Led has darker motivations :)  Though, this could be an alternate-universe sort of thing, certainly.

And CatalystParadox, are you ok with me sigging that quote of yours?  And would you like your name on it? :P

Always!  Proud to be in signatures, always.  Which quote, btw?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #77 on: November 08, 2011, 12:41:03 pm »

Dont think you read what happened to the other forts.

Oh, I've read the other forts. And I wasn't talking about the fort in general. Just specifically my turn. DF seems to get easy after a while if you don't add some new challenges yourself.

In the spirit of the Fail Trilogy, I'm going to cut loose and let the madness take me. I've already got some ideas.  ;D

Granted, my turn won't be until next year sometime by my guess.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #78 on: November 08, 2011, 01:00:29 pm »

Always!  Proud to be in signatures, always.  Which quote, btw?

The two of yours in his signature.
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Bates

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #79 on: November 08, 2011, 01:11:49 pm »

Requesting dorfage!
Name: Bates
Profession: Military, preferably Axedwarf
Profession Name: Innkeeper
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #80 on: November 08, 2011, 01:20:47 pm »

Always!  Proud to be in signatures, always.  Which quote, btw?

The two of yours in his signature.

Oh, I had only noticed the one!

Awesome. :-D
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #81 on: November 08, 2011, 01:40:52 pm »

I am beginning to think I will have to need a turn. Turn please!
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #82 on: November 08, 2011, 03:13:20 pm »

Very small update:


A troll got in, and killed Bladash. Carp.

Migrants arrived, got attacked by skelks. Some of them managed to get in, however. Names are Mekboy, Rentorian, Grath, Lord Slowpoke and Anderz.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #83 on: November 08, 2011, 03:48:24 pm »

Well that was a brief visit. I suppose I shouldn't have hoped for better.

Give me a while to think of a new dwarf.

EDIT: Okay, I thought of one. Call him Vurs (or Vursa if a female). Hammerdwarf (can be made so from any previous job). Really, really, really, REALLY hates skeletal undead, which is why he/she came to Hellcannon, Led's commands notwithstanding.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2011, 03:54:18 pm by IcepickTrotsky »
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #84 on: November 08, 2011, 04:02:25 pm »

If you get an immigrant cheesemaker, I call dibs. Call it Strategia. If there's no way to make cheese by the time it arrives (which is most likely), feel free to draft it into the military as whatever. Custom profession "Prophet of Cheese".

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #85 on: November 08, 2011, 04:17:16 pm »

Can I get a redorfage as Gamemaster? Profession: Militia Commander/Axedwarf, Profession Name: The Strategist.

Plans strategies that no one ever uses.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #86 on: November 08, 2011, 06:18:45 pm »

Mego went outside for some reason (all items up there are forbidden) and is now dead.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #87 on: November 08, 2011, 06:35:17 pm »

So we are down to what 5 dwarves? Already?
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #88 on: November 08, 2011, 06:36:33 pm »

Yay, I'm still alive!

Right?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #89 on: November 08, 2011, 06:40:45 pm »

Merchants came, refused a deal with 200 dorfbucks gain and decided to leave. So I un-built the depot and stole their stuff. We need that booze and metal! (especially since I have yet to find a vein)
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