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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 145022 times)

Reudh

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #825 on: December 10, 2011, 11:19:46 am »

I think the exchange went as:
DF: Hey, man, your dwarves died, game's over!
Hellcannon: NOPE.
*Punchs DF in the face*
Helcannon: I FEEEL ALIVEEEEE!!

What kind of an abomination have we created, gentlemen?

Mego, please put this in the OP.

Am I the only one reminded of Solid Snake?
Snake: I FEEL ASLEEP!!

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #826 on: December 10, 2011, 11:21:54 am »

Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAKKE!
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #827 on: December 10, 2011, 11:43:33 am »

Guys... Did we just win DF with this fort?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #828 on: December 10, 2011, 11:48:27 am »

Guys... Did we just win DF with this fort?
No. We just didn't lose.
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Did we just made reality itself commit suicide?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #829 on: December 10, 2011, 11:51:30 am »

Guys... Did we just win DF with this fort?
No. We just didn't lose.
But we lost! Then we didn't! It's a win within a loss.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #830 on: December 10, 2011, 11:59:22 am »

I have no words to describe the madness that is Helcannon.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #831 on: December 10, 2011, 12:06:04 pm »

Colossal fuckup would be putting it lightly.
Help me out here, guys.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #832 on: December 10, 2011, 02:52:13 pm »

I think Mego killed himself when he saw the picture.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #833 on: December 10, 2011, 02:56:15 pm »

I think Mego killed himself when he saw the picture.

Not that it would have helped him at all...
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #834 on: December 10, 2011, 03:16:43 pm »

Why does this thread have so few screenshots?
I demand more.

Insanity is a lot more awesome if it comes with nice pictures.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #835 on: December 10, 2011, 03:21:26 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Like I said...

WELCOME TO MOTHERFUCKING HELLCANNON!

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #836 on: December 10, 2011, 03:36:19 pm »

so times still passing?... does that mean if we get a migrant wave you can carry on?

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #837 on: December 10, 2011, 03:43:14 pm »

Migrants. That's all there is to say.
Time IS passing, and it seems to be ignoring the bleeding out reality slumped against the controls to the universe.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #838 on: December 10, 2011, 03:46:25 pm »

It worked! The Great Conduit is open!

The souls of the thousands of fallen now flow freely through to this place from the wreckage of Failcannon, leaving behind their pale ghostly shells.  They infuse the very walls and stones of this place, they give it life.  Now that it is confirmed, I can finally, safely, begin to transfer their minds, as well - etch them in the warped fabric of reality surrounding this anomaly.  The fortress itself is alive.

I can sense the presence of others, disembodied and puissant, who have worked to make this possible, though they may not have known fully what they were doing.  It matters not - Hellcannon is now ready.  It shall be the vessel of our immortality.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #839 on: December 10, 2011, 04:04:35 pm »

Hellcannon - the fortress that defied death itself.
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