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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 798655 times)

Archereon

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #885 on: December 11, 2011, 07:45:52 pm »

Wow...so hellcannon is finally over...Did you gets ever breach HFS?

Because I was actually hoping to make a literal hellcannon of my own (which is to say a cannon that shoots demons from hell at elves or goblin sieges), would any of you happen to have any idea how the original failcannon worked?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #886 on: December 11, 2011, 08:05:55 pm »

Aww... Now I can't kill it on it's thirteenth birthday... Or would it have to be fourteenth?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #887 on: December 11, 2011, 08:11:03 pm »

Aww... Now I can't kill it on it's thirteenth birthday... Or would it have to be fourteenth?
I have no idea.
I'm disappointed that I didn't get a turn in Hellcannon.  I suppose I'll have to wait for either a savescum or Battlefailed 4.
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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #888 on: December 11, 2011, 08:16:07 pm »

I vote savescum.  Far to early to let the fortress die!

Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #889 on: December 11, 2011, 08:18:21 pm »

That's what the whole Time Warp and rip-in-the-sky-journal things meant from me. The Master, you have been cleared to savescum. Who needs linear continuity, anyway?

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #890 on: December 11, 2011, 08:18:39 pm »

Well technically It didn't die....
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The Master

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #891 on: December 11, 2011, 08:20:00 pm »

I'll do that tomorrow.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #892 on: December 11, 2011, 09:12:15 pm »

It became so amazing, Armok had to intervene by sending his ultimate weapon: Nemesis. He couldn't allow us to do what we had done-cheat him out of some good old blood.
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Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #893 on: December 11, 2011, 10:16:36 pm »



He is displeased.

SethCreiyd

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #894 on: December 12, 2011, 05:34:52 pm »

Hmm, so Dwarf Fortress defied its programming and Hellcannon would have lived forever if not for the nemesis bug.  I wonder if the bug itself could have caused the immortality?  Like the bugged files prevented the normal Crumbled-to-its-End stuff?  This calls for some research.

Brilliant stuff so far, I especially like Strategia's Stuzang reprisal.  Have you guys plotted out much of the backstory yet?  I've been meaning to contribute, but I'm sort of developing a game and my time's been spent very painfully slowly learning sprites and chiptunes.  Makes you realize why DF is ASCII.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #895 on: December 12, 2011, 05:42:47 pm »

The fort has, basically, ascended to lichdom.


Question is, where is its soul?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #896 on: December 12, 2011, 06:02:19 pm »

(trolling removed)
« Last Edit: December 13, 2011, 12:25:03 am by Toady One »
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #897 on: December 12, 2011, 06:08:16 pm »

IM IN UR INTERNET
WATCHING U TYPE
yeah? I'm a smart person,
fetching the toad to stop your spamming.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
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Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #898 on: December 12, 2011, 06:15:01 pm »

IM IN UR INTERNET
WATCHING U TYPE
yeah? I'm a smart person,
fetching the toad to stop your spamming.

I actually like the Bastard Stonefly here. Maybe if he made posts that were actual contributions, it'd be better.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #899 on: December 12, 2011, 06:25:25 pm »

IM IN UR INTERNET
WATCHING U TYPE
Look, it's getting smarter! It started with only Mmms. Now it's gathered some information from parts of the Internet and used it to formulate an average internet user expression (it just happens to have used the wrong parts of the Internet). I wonder what it's going to do next...
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