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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Author Topic: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25) (DEAD)  (Read 785437 times)

Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1155 on: January 02, 2012, 07:38:45 pm »

Updates, Darvi? Don't make me accidentally the hellcannon.

Teneb

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1156 on: January 02, 2012, 07:39:57 pm »

I'm done.

Grand total:
778 pages
132.354 word
607.172 symbols (letter and such, spaces not counted, for lack a better word)
17.296 lines
file size: 95MB

whew.

Now someone go and find a way to place this monster on the internets.
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Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1157 on: January 02, 2012, 07:41:09 pm »

Darvi

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1158 on: January 02, 2012, 08:12:16 pm »

Updates, Darvi? Don't make me accidentally the hellcannon.
First I'll have to update me other fort. Can take a while because I suck at drawing.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1159 on: January 03, 2012, 11:40:59 pm »

On the 13th year of Hellcannon the dorfs did cry out with glee;

"Their heads will roll!"

and so goblin-skull socker was born. The greenskins be cursed with their perfectly round craniums.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1160 on: January 05, 2012, 08:16:00 am »

*threatens Darvi with large inflatable mallet*

Darvi

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1161 on: January 05, 2012, 08:44:21 am »

Chill, man. I updated the other fort yesterday so if I'm lucky I'll have some time to play today.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1162 on: January 05, 2012, 09:15:18 am »

*threatens Darvi with large inflatable mallet*

You should try being nice rather than wrathful.  Offer Darvi a pig-tail sock instead of a mallet.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1163 on: January 05, 2012, 10:42:03 am »

That'd be worse. Dwarves would crush Darvi in the rush for the sock.

Give him a granite mug.

Darvi

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1164 on: January 05, 2012, 11:06:49 am »

Give me enough magma and a place to stand on without burning myself, and I will burn the world!

Yes, greek philosophers were the first dwarves.
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Darvi

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1165 on: January 05, 2012, 11:54:38 am »

BLARGH GAME CRASHED.

Alright, take two.
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Darvi

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1166 on: January 05, 2012, 12:39:04 pm »

And now I lost the text document I wrote all of my stuff in. Fantuckingfastic. Today is made of fail.

I don't want to rewrite everything, so here's a general overview of what happened:

-Migrants
-Skeletal muskoxen
-Humans
-Andreus being pissed but calming down after seeing one of Hellcannon's magnificent coffins. Seriously, coffins and slabs is what those guys are really good at.
-Told the dwarves to make crutches, splints and buckets, but rather than managing work orders Mego made himself dinner.
-Relocated Conchobar and Eric into new rooms because pissy nobles (well, Conchobar didn't really get relocated because he's in hospital, but you get the gist)
-The Doctor claiming the mechanics workshop
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1167 on: January 05, 2012, 12:50:32 pm »

-The Doctor claiming the mechanics workshop

The Doctor has created a legendary artifact! Lórnóm, "The Tool of the Gods", an adamantine sonic screwdriver!

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1168 on: January 05, 2012, 05:58:38 pm »

Wait, why is my dwarf a noble? Head Stoneworker isn't an officially recognized noble position. Were there no other suitable candidates for whatever noble position I'm in?
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I make Spellcrafts!
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1169 on: January 05, 2012, 06:03:34 pm »

Apparently not. Unfortunately you're also a mayor, so no replacing you either.

Unless...
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