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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
- 23 (82.1%)
Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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Remalle

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1545 on: January 31, 2012, 09:29:50 pm »
Quote from: Deathsword on January 31, 2012, 05:55:58 pm
Quote from: Vgray on January 31, 2012, 01:35:35 pm
Armok's blood and the blessed metal of Armok. Are we missing anything?
MORE SOCKS!
There is no such thing as enough dakka socks.
SockCannon?  It must be done!
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Strategia

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1546 on: January 31, 2012, 09:34:29 pm »
Quote from: Remalle on January 31, 2012, 09:29:50 pm
Quote from: Deathsword on January 31, 2012, 05:55:58 pm
Quote from: Vgray on January 31, 2012, 01:35:35 pm
Armok's blood and the blessed metal of Armok. Are we missing anything?
MORE SOCKS!
There is no such thing as enough dakka socks.
SockCannon?  It must be done!

Hellsocks the Battle of Fail.
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The Master

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1547 on: February 01, 2012, 12:43:32 am »
KILL MAIM BURN!
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Eric Blank

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1548 on: February 02, 2012, 12:07:28 am »
Are we in need of insecticides to deal with this raging cricket infestation? :P
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1549 on: February 02, 2012, 12:23:20 am »
It appears so...
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Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1550 on: February 02, 2012, 12:33:51 am »
I am busy with school most days, so updates will be sparsely distributed. Luckily, when I do have free time coming up, I'll have long blocks of it, so hopefully I can start cranking out more per update.

Quote from: The Master on February 01, 2012, 12:43:32 am
KILL MAIM BURN!

Funny you should say that...
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1551 on: February 02, 2012, 05:09:10 am »
I bet the population got decimated.
Again. I also bet by my next turn I'll have to spend half of it fixing a perpetual flood of magma.
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Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1552 on: February 02, 2012, 08:17:12 am »
Thanks for the idea.

*grabs a pick*
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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1553 on: February 02, 2012, 09:51:15 am »
Quote from: Mego on February 02, 2012, 08:17:12 am
Thanks for the idea.

*grabs a pick*

No, WAIT!  Decimation means you kill every tenth dwarf, not that you lay waste to all in sight with a pickaxe.  Remember; Count to the tenth dwarf, murder that one, and repeat.
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MagmaMcFry

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1554 on: February 02, 2012, 11:41:55 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on February 02, 2012, 09:51:15 am
Count to the tenth dwarf, murder that one, and repeat.

Urist, Cog, Likot, Reg, Astesh, Inod, Rakust, Erib, Ingish, Morul. *splargle*
Urist, Cog, Likot, Reg, Astesh, Inod, Rakust, Erib, Ingish, Rith. *shlink*
Urist, Cog, Likot, Reg, Astesh, Inod, Rakust, Erib, Ingish, Obok. *glirtch*

...

Hellcannon. Current population: 9.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1555 on: February 02, 2012, 03:17:16 pm »
Quote from: MagmaMcFry on February 02, 2012, 11:41:55 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on February 02, 2012, 09:51:15 am
Count to the tenth dwarf, murder that one, and repeat.

Urist, Cog, Likot, Reg, Astesh, Inod, Rakust, Erib, Ingish, Morul. *splargle*
Urist, Cog, Likot, Reg, Astesh, Inod, Rakust, Erib, Ingish, Rith. *shlink*
Urist, Cog, Likot, Reg, Astesh, Inod, Rakust, Erib, Ingish, Obok. *glirtch*

...

Hellcannon. Current population: 9.

I'm not sure that's quite right...
What kind of a sound effect is glirtch?
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1556 on: February 02, 2012, 03:21:10 pm »
The sound of something slicing through flesh, but some of it gets stuck and ripped off the body.
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Mego

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1557 on: February 02, 2012, 07:03:45 pm »
Journal of Mego, Chaos Crafter

One of the fortress's religious leaders informed me that, in order for the enchantment to be effective, sacrifices to Armok must be made.

You gotta do what you gotta do.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1558 on: February 02, 2012, 07:17:28 pm »
Mego, could you please rename my profession to Obstructive Priest?

Journal of Deathsword

After helping myself to a particularly strong sock-filled barrel of booze, something amazing happened: Armok Himself sent me a vision! It showed all dwarfs of the fort together, and every tenth one dying! Then some kind of magical energy rose from their corpses. I considered telling that to the Overseer, but, as stated in a previous entry, I belive him to be stark raving mad. So I went and told That Aussie Dwarf (or whatever he is called) about my vision, and he said he'd handle it from there. Meanwhile I shall begin converting members of the population to Armok's service. I think everything is going real well, even with a crazed overseer.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« Reply #1559 on: February 02, 2012, 09:27:50 pm »
Yes, Armok is pleased.
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