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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm

[Teneb]

I take Gizogin and I survived the whole incident.

Still, El Presidente Glorioso deserves to be added to the badass entry in the tvtropes page. Going to do that now.

You both did, yes.  Gizogin actually later had to put down the moody DevilEd.  You...  I think you may be unable to walk?  At least I HOPE you have a good excuse for never showing.  I should check this.

I am not a goblin spy... I think.

[rridgway]

That's what TAD wants you to think!

Also, I think the numbering for my guy is wrong.

[ThatAussieGuy]

That's what TAD wants you to think!

Also, I think the numbering for my guy is wrong.

All I know is TAD got the hell out of there the moment trouble started.  Smart dwarf, really.

[CatalystParadox]

That's what TAD wants you to think!

Also, I think the numbering for my guy is wrong.

All I know is TAD got the hell out of there the moment trouble started.  Smart dwarf, really.

Actually, he came downstairs with the others to the rally point - or so it seemed. I gave the order to attack and he just kept on walking - right back up the stairs elsewhere on to some other task, evidently.  Tricky bugger.

[ThatAussieGuy]

That's what TAD wants you to think!

Also, I think the numbering for my guy is wrong.

All I know is TAD got the hell out of there the moment trouble started.  Smart dwarf, really.

Actually, he came downstairs with the others to the rally point - or so it seemed. I gave the order to attack and he just kept on walking - right back up the stairs elsewhere on to some other task, evidently.  Tricky bugger.

All exactly as planned...

You have to admit though, he is quite wiley for a dwarf.  I don't think I've seen ANY others survive so long by dint of avoiding combat or otherwise fatal events on purpose.

[Teneb]

Frankly, it's TAD we are talking about here, it shouldn't surprise anyone.

After re-reading Catalyst's update I am really curious as to what my dwarf was doing instead of charging the bird.

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

Deathsword cancels Kill Forgotten Beast - Attend Party.

[Eric Blank]

That's what TAD wants you to think!

Also, I think the numbering for my guy is wrong.

All I know is TAD got the hell out of there the moment trouble started.  Smart dwarf, really.

Actually, he came downstairs with the others to the rally point - or so it seemed. I gave the order to attack and he just kept on walking - right back up the stairs elsewhere on to some other task, evidently.  Tricky bugger.

Is it not common knowledge that 50% of a military squad will go to get a drink/put the barrel they were drinking from back in the stockpile at any given time?

[arcangelsd]

Actually, if you want it to be gramatically correct, It should be "El glorioso Presidente". Native speaker there.
Also, I told you TAD was going to miss the combat, I told you guys he was going to use you as cannon fodder xDDDDDDDDD
You never hear me... I guess it has something to be with the fact that I'm dead.

[Mego]

You never hear me... I guess it has something to be with the fact that I'm dead.

That never stopped anyone in Hellcannon before.

[Deviled]

Fuck I died >>>>>>>:c

Well anyway good to see were not all dead yet.

[rridgway]

You never hear me... I guess it has something to be with the fact that I'm dead.

That never stopped anyone in Hellcannon before.

Speaking of, where's Andreus?

[Teneb]

You never hear me... I guess it has something to be with the fact that I'm dead.

That never stopped anyone in Hellcannon before.

Speaking of, where's Andreus?

I think we stopped redorfing him since his role on the metaplot is done. Also, El Presidente happened.

[CatalystParadox]

I'll take a moment to try to answer some of these questions before I start actually playing.  Also, if anyone needs re-dorfing, let me know.

Spoiler: Full Cast List. (click to show/hide)

Remalle IV
Mego V
El Presidente Kar XLII
Ledi VI
ThatAussieDwarf
Reudh III
Seanhl
Kitkun II
Seth
The Master
Epimethius II
Deathsword
Dariush IV
Andreus XVII
cousac
Halbezbin
Zomara
Catalyst
Slime
Gizogin VI

Spoiler: Unclaimed Dwarves: (click to show/hide)

Mosus Paintmeshes - (female) Gem Setter with a great affinity for language, very good focus, and a good memory, but little willpower and very bad analytical abilities.  Imaginative, cheerful, likes art.  "Would rather intimidate others than compromise with them."  Has a preference for Grey Squirrel Leather, anvils, and hammerhead shark tooth earrings.

Oddom Riddlerazors - (female) High Master Animal Dissector.  Scrawny, weak and flimsy, but has an iron will and very good creativity.  Nervous, reserved, prefers to be alone, but likes to defy convention.  Has a preference for eating carp, drinking bumblebee mead, and likes bismuth bronze, shields, spears, yellow diamonds, and yaks for their shaggy hair.

Deathsword, as far as I can tell, (probably due to her "poor focus" in combination with being "absolutely inexhaustible" -- or maybe because she's "not" a goblin spy) has been too preoccupied trying to fill the work order for more rock blocks (they actually ran out) to respond in a timely fashion to the summons to battle. 

Aussie is apparently a sociopath.  "Poor empathy" - "tends to stare unwaveringly when she is speaking to someone" - and is in great physical shape, mighty and indefatigueable.  Plus I'm sure that "Way with words" has helped her plots.  Apparently she's been haunted, and tormented in nightmares, by the dead lately - but remains pretty unperturbed by this it would seem.

Andreus is still around, though I don't know if he's been redorfed lately, maybe he's just surviving.  He... wait, sorry, SHE seems to be laying pretty low, actually - occupying himherself by processing plants (into thread, I think) and doing a little brewing too.  She's developed quite an array of skills, actually.  I think I have also been pulling her away to work on the aquifer breach quite a bit.

Yep, we're all girls now.

Kar has been given his new title: "El Glorioso Presidente".  He's ecstatic and enjoying a legendary meal at the moment.  Goddamn, he doesn't even have any notable physical attributes - did he just get extraordinarily lucky with the FB or something?  Also, apparently Epimethius is his child.

I am guessing his ecstatic mood has to do with this trait: "He is not affected by the suffering of others."

[Teneb]

Deathsword, as far as I can tell, (probably due to her "poor focus" in combination with being "absolutely inexhaustible" -- or maybe because she's "not" a goblin spy) has been too preoccupied trying to fill the work order for more rock blocks (they actually ran out) to respond in a timely fashion to the summons to battle. 

It probably has to do with my rock block-producing spree in my curent turn at Flushedmoirail.

Regarding the archive, I've already added the latest catalyst update, and will upload once I finish today's edit on the Failcannon section. Stopped at turn 14 last time, so only more 10 turns to go.