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How should Mego do his updates?

Text and images. Old school is better.
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Live stream and video. Newfangled technology must be applied to everything!
- 5 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 pm


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LordSlowpoke

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2745 on: July 06, 2012, 03:57:05 pm »

Cats exploding? Fortress flooding? Dwarves thrown into demon pits?

You pulled my levers, didn't you.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2746 on: July 06, 2012, 04:02:13 pm »

Cats exploding? Fortress flooding? Dwarves thrown into demon pits?

You pulled my levers, didn't you.

No, the fun part comes from that I DIDN'T

Yet.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2747 on: July 06, 2012, 05:44:31 pm »

Cats exploding? Fortress flooding? Dwarves thrown into demon pits?

You pulled my levers, didn't you.

No, the fun part comes from that I DIDN'T

Yet.

At first, I read LordSlowpoke's post and got a little scared.

Then I read this one and got REALLY scared.

And then I realized that this is awesome and not scary. Keep it up!

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2748 on: July 06, 2012, 06:22:04 pm »

By demon pit you mean the eerie glowing ones?

And was the flood due to the aquifer or the cavern lake again?

Still, keep it up.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2749 on: July 06, 2012, 09:16:45 pm »

Just a reminder that I too requested a dorfin' back on page 172.  But, um, yeah, your point about the migrants is noted.  I'm not sure what level of brain damage would be required for someone to want to immigrate to this fine, er, gated community anyway.
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« Reply #2750 on: July 06, 2012, 11:24:48 pm »

Just a reminder that I too requested a dorfin' back on page 172.  But, um, yeah, your point about the migrants is noted.  I'm not sure what level of brain damage would be required for someone to want to immigrate to this fine, er, gated community anyway.

It's not so much emigration, as the result of a bad drunken bet to go see if the place is still standing.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2751 on: July 07, 2012, 04:44:59 am »

Or the equivalent of a dwarven death sentence.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2752 on: July 07, 2012, 12:52:44 pm »

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2753 on: July 09, 2012, 01:05:05 pm »

As you said yourself, this is Hellcannon. If 80% of the fort population isn't dying hilariously horribly, then it is boring.
Oh. I'm still used to 50% of the dwarfs dying like morons with dignity.
Also, NEXT fort? NEXT?! There's more?! Awesome~! :D
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2754 on: July 09, 2012, 02:21:40 pm »

Well not yet, but it's entertaining enough that why the hell not make another. This time AFTER Hellcannon is completely dead and abandoned. For your dwarven honor.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2755 on: July 09, 2012, 05:26:57 pm »

As you said yourself, this is Hellcannon. If 80% of the fort population isn't dying hilariously horribly, then it is boring.
Oh. I'm still used to 50% of the dwarfs dying like morons with dignity.
Also, NEXT fort? NEXT?! There's more?! Awesome~! :D

We're big on slapstick comedy here. Shooting ourselves in the foot once? Funny.

Shooting ourselves in the foot three times? Hilarious.

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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2756 on: July 09, 2012, 09:52:34 pm »

As you said yourself, this is Hellcannon. If 80% of the fort population isn't dying hilariously horribly, then it is boring.
Oh. I'm still used to 50% of the dwarfs dying like morons with dignity.
Also, NEXT fort? NEXT?! There's more?! Awesome~! :D

We're big on slapstick comedy here. Shooting ourselves in the foot once? Funny.

Shooting ourselves in the foot three times? Hilarious.

Shooting ourselves in the foot every step of the way?  The Battlefailed Trilogy.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2757 on: July 09, 2012, 10:46:56 pm »

We don't shoot ourselves in the foot!  That implies that we have the presence of mind to carry a loaded weapon, which clearly isn't the case.  The Battlefailed saga is so dangerous that a weapon would make logical sense, so we obviously must not have one. 

No, what we do is much more akin to dipping our collective foot into magma, realizing that it burns horribly, then sticking it back in repeatedly out of spite.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2758 on: July 10, 2012, 12:03:49 am »

We don't shoot ourselves in the foot!  That implies that we have the presence of mind to carry a loaded weapon, which clearly isn't the case.  The Battlefailed saga is so dangerous that a weapon would make logical sense, so we obviously must not have one. 

No, what we do is much more akin to dipping our collective foot into magma, realizing that it burns horribly, then sticking it back in repeatedly out of spite.

Ohhh but I think we DO carry loaded weapons.  An excessive number, even.  And they ALWAYS misfire.
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Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3) (0.31.25)
« Reply #2759 on: July 10, 2012, 01:51:01 am »

But what will happen when I take my inevitable turn and make something that actually works as-intended?
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