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Azated

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I think this just about summarizes the dwarves
« on: November 10, 2011, 10:45:40 pm »

Oh yeah.

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Then it happened. Then I cringed. Then I picked it up and beat him to death with it, and then his buddies, too.
You beat a man to death with his dick?

"I don't feel like myself. Maybe I should have Doc take a look at me" ~ Dreamy
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Mickey Blue

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Re: I think this just about summarizes the dwarves
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2011, 10:56:52 pm »

Fixed it for you.

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Re: I think this just about summarizes the dwarves
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 05:25:47 pm »

I loled at both posts.
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I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

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Re: I think this just about summarizes the dwarves
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2011, 01:44:13 am »

Socks have more value than skin and hair in dwarven society.
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Iton Ibrukrithzam

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Re: I think this just about summarizes the dwarves
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2011, 02:44:46 am »

And rightly so.  Who can tell if your feet are burned stumps when you have such magnificent tubes of heavenly fabric covering them?
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Iton Ibrukrithzam enjoys mahogany, diorite, jade, and native gold.  He enjoys giant tigers for their predatory nature, foxes for their many tails, and boobs for their fine shape.  He is absolutely disgusted by spiders.  When possible, he prefers to consume pizza, soda, and goldschlager.