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[Loud Whispers]

Come to think of it, this would explain the world's missing sock problem.

The dwarves have broken the fourth wall, and have been stockpiling socks ever since.

[Necro910]

Come to think of it, this would explain the world's missing sock problem.

The dwarves have broken the fourth wall, and have been stockpiling socks ever since.

Where did you think the eerie pits leaded to 

[Loud Whispers]

Come to think of it, this would explain the world's missing sock problem.

The dwarves have broken the fourth wall, and have been stockpiling socks ever since.

Where did you think the eerie pits leaded to 

A conveniently placed toilet?

I HAVE BEEN LIED TO ALL MY LIFE.

[Necro910]

Come to think of it, this would explain the world's missing sock problem.

The dwarves have broken the fourth wall, and have been stockpiling socks ever since.

Where did you think the eerie pits leaded to 

A conveniently placed toilet?

I HAVE BEEN LIED TO ALL MY LIFE.

Yup. It's that one in that middle of nowhere disgusting gas station, in the stall that is completely putrid. Those aren't shit smudges, it's beard residue!

inb4toiletlicking

[Loud Whispers]

I divorce this thread 

[Table Turning]

"Damn ye, ye bastard!!  I'm taking all of our tattered shreds and the children!  We're no longer married!"

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Urist McBadHusband has accused Urist McExwife of being a vampire!

[Necro910]

"Damn ye, ye bastard!!  I'm taking all of our tattered shreds and the children!  We're no longer married!"

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Urist McBadHusband has accused Urist McExwife of being a vampire!

Urist McCheesemaker has been struck down.

[Johuotar]

Dwarfs stay married because they are more mentally capable then humans.

O.o

[fluffhead]

I assume this sock is important because it is the only sock in the fortress.  That and it's a monkey sock... All the non-married dwarfs are fighting over the sock so they can each "have their turn" with it?

[Loud Whispers]

I assume this sock is important because it is the only sock in the fortress.  That and it's a monkey sock... All the non-married dwarfs are fighting over the sock so they can each "have their turn" with it?

No, it was just a sock.

A very nice sock:(

[nightwhips]

Urist McCuckolded has been ecstatic lately. He admired a fine sock lately. He has been content at work lately. His lover has had an affair with the Duke lately. He admired own fine door lately. He had a fine soapy bath lately. He was nauseated by the sun lately.

[Loud Whispers]

Urist McCuckolded has been ecstatic lately. He admired a fine sock lately. He has been content at work lately. His lover has had an affair with the Duke lately. He admired own fine door lately. He had a fine soapy bath lately. He was nauseated by the sun lately.

This sums up a LOT about dwarf fortress xP


The lead pipe strikes the Duke in the beard, shattering the skull.
The duke has been struck down

[Karnewarrior]

Excepting Divorce was far, far less common back in the 1400's.

As in, it was probably more socially acceptable to muder your wife *cough king Henry cough* than to divorce her.

Still, widows should get remarried after a mourning period. Widowers too.

[vonFaust]

Excepting Divorce was far, far less common back in the 1400's.

As in, it was probably more socially acceptable to muder your wife *cough king Henry cough* than to divorce her.

Still, widows should get remarried after a mourning period. Widowers too.

Wait, was? ...shit.

[Aachen]

I divorce this thread 

Awwww .... you were a cute couple.  It was all your cheating, wasn't it?!