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Jessoftherocks

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Divorce
« on: November 09, 2011, 04:09:17 pm »
Divorce, I know dwarfs marry and have alot of children, but don't you think divorce would be something else to add to the "FUN".  UristMcKardashian breaks it off with UristMcLoser. Takes all his GCS his and her dwarf towels and heads off into the wild.
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2011, 04:24:54 pm »
Yes, and I'd also like it if dwarves had affairs and bastard children. When people recount their fortress tails it's usually the dwarves that make the story what it is. More drama would be more fun and add more flavour and life to each fortress. I'd also like to see multiple noble houses that compete for riches/privileges and try to assassinate each other, Game-of-Thrones style.
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2011, 05:01:08 pm »
Dwarf Fortress is coming.
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Necromunger

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Re: Divorce
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2011, 05:16:14 pm »
No this is stupid. Don't involve your stupid human drama with Dwarf fortress.

Go watch Australian TV shows like "Neighbours" for that shit.

To me this is just restarted, your going to fuck the game with these suggestions.

Dwarfs stay married because they are more mentally capable then humans.

Seriously.

WTF.
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Necro910

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Re: Divorce
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2011, 05:18:34 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 09, 2011, 05:01:08 pm
Dwarf Fortress is coming.
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Necromunger

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Re: Divorce
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2011, 05:18:52 pm »
I'm so annoyed about this suggestion that i'm doing a double post.

Please i don't want to see a Seasoned Dwarf fall into a love triangle between a cat and a female dwarf or some shit.

This is just retarded.

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Re: Divorce
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2011, 05:40:45 pm »
Quote from: Necromunger on November 09, 2011, 05:18:52 pm
I'm so annoyed about this suggestion that i'm doing a double post.

Please i don't want to see a Seasoned Dwarf fall into a love triangle between a cat and a female dwarf or some shit.

This is just retarded.

This is Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2011, 05:46:14 pm »
Quote from: Necromunger on November 09, 2011, 05:16:14 pm
Dwarfs [...] are more mentally capable then humans.
heh... he he HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*ahem*

Now if you'll excuse me I have a -pig tail sock- to go die for.
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2011, 05:48:09 pm »
Quote from: EveryZig on November 09, 2011, 05:46:14 pm
Quote from: Necromunger on November 09, 2011, 05:16:14 pm
Dwarfs [...] are more mentally capable then humans.
heh... he he HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*ahem*

Now if you'll excuse me I have a -pig tail sock- to go die for.
No, that's my -pig tail sock-!
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2011, 05:52:51 pm »
No it's my *pig tail sock*!
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2011, 05:55:24 pm »
Quote from: micelus on November 09, 2011, 05:52:51 pm
No it's my *pig tail sock*!

Now it's my !!<<*Pig tail sock*>>!!

Sorry guys.
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2011, 05:56:55 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 09, 2011, 05:55:24 pm
Quote from: micelus on November 09, 2011, 05:52:51 pm
No it's my *pig tail sock*!

Now it's my !!<<*Pig tail sock*>>!!

Sorry guys.
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2011, 06:01:10 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on November 09, 2011, 05:56:55 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 09, 2011, 05:55:24 pm
Quote from: micelus on November 09, 2011, 05:52:51 pm
No it's my *pig tail sock*!

Now it's my !!<<*Pig tail sock*>>!!

Sorry guys.
MINE! MINE I SAY!
*Necro falls into magma in a Gollum like fashion holding the !!<<*Pig tail sock*>>!!*
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2011, 06:03:51 pm »
Oi! Everyone calm down! We do not need to resort to such petty bickering over simple items of clothing. We should not let such trivial matters tear apart the strong, family-like bond shared by all of us here at Bay12. We are better than this.

Besides, considering that I am the king, it should be perfectly clear to everyone by now that it is MY -pig tail sock-!!
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Re: Divorce
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2011, 06:04:57 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 09, 2011, 06:01:10 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on November 09, 2011, 05:56:55 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 09, 2011, 05:55:24 pm
Quote from: micelus on November 09, 2011, 05:52:51 pm
No it's my *pig tail sock*!

Now it's my !!<<*Pig tail sock*>>!!

Sorry guys.
MINE! MINE I SAY!
*Necro falls into magma in a Gollum like fashion holding the !!<<*Pig tail sock*>>!!*
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