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PROFECTI ERITIS TALIS CIVILIS ET IMMOTUS UT VOS ERRAMINI IN ITER PER HAEC FABULA.
Behold the price of disobediance
"Let's expose our military to zombie-dust so they can't feel pain. They don't NEED skin."
One FB post. Many dick jokes. Pokemon. !!VOLCANO!!. Dwarven mood thingee. Derailment itself. Girlinhat's hat. Cuba. Karl Marx. This is why i love Bay12 forums.
Dsarker is the trolliest Catholic
I am trying to make chickens lay bees as eggs. So far it only produces a single "Tame Small Creature" when a hen lays bees.
Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.
Probably no reason other than it giving them a larger B-peen.The B is for Business.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)Hey, I'm having trouble because the dragons keep developing nukes and conquering over my entire fortress before I can even discover language. Does anyone have any advice on how to get past this part?
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem and that is magma.
.... For Cliché is pauperized Ecstasy.