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[GlyphGryph]

WWYD? ^^_^^

[Heron TSG]

Did you just kill a level 50 Pokemon before the first gym?

[Untouchable]

Did you just kill a level 50 Pokemon before the first gym?

More, it killed me with Struggle. I'm still not sure what the hell caused the game to glitch like that.

[SirAaronIII]

Are you sure that's a glitch and not part of the (horribly broken) game?

[Untouchable]

Are you sure that's a glitch and not part of the (horribly broken) game?

Quite sure. I've attempted an LP of this before and have never seen them before. I honestly don't know what caused them to appear as you would have thought that they were semi-legendaries or something.

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I chose Aquegg, feeling that it was the least stupid looking. Who know, maybe it can become something reasonable?



That was what this big deal is about? You could field-goal punt it without any problems.



Still, that went longer than expected. It's ability was actually intimidate.




I'm sorry, I seem to have stopped caring.




Then get out of the long grass. Idiot.



I don't think that I want to be here anymore. That Ran girl is absolutely insane.

He then starts to talking about wanting to give me a pokemon but it turns out that...




Yeah, whatever he said.



Webon sounds like something that's dumb and potentially murderous. I'd prefer not to be murdered.



(I am aware that I spelt it incorrectly. The full name wouldn't fit in but we all know what its supposed to be)



Please don't ask me to take off your pants.



Who the hell is Samuel Oak? Is he like Samuel L. Jackson? Does he go "I've had it with these motherfucking Ekans in this motherfucking lab" or something along those lines?



Well, sucks for you huh?



What? Why? I for one would prefer not to be near her and, as such, retain all my hair and organs.



No, just absolutely terrified.




But I guess that you can just do this a hell of a lot longer than I can. Fine, whatever.




No she didn't.




I guess that the cops don't need to know about you being attacked by that rat-thing.



So long as I'm away from that town, I should be safe. Hopefully it's just them that are inbred and insane.
So it's like the Pokemon equivalent of Tasmania.



OH LORD THAT SQUIRREL IS BLEEDING, HOW CAN THIS BE?





Back away slowly, I shall.



So this is Pink? It's remarkably.. not pink.



... I'm sorry, what?




I don't see a red light, I go wherever I want




It's probably Nickleback. I know I get aggressive when I hear them.








After much grinding, Yoggie has learnt to not give a fuck about type disadvantages.




The pokebox is actually a website? *sigh* Yeah, sounds about right.



For the love of god, pity me.



I already hate Corna.



So where are the rocks then? And on that matter, where is the canyon?



Huzzah. However, Yoggie has a poor special attack stat so it's not too effective. However, his attack is actually fairly rock solid right now.

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%203/PokmonQuartz_53.png

It's adorable! I MUST DESTROY IT!



I guess that I have to do this...



Goddamit, I'm a girl... wait, what the hell are you doing to that squirrel? Eeew.




I'd comment on her impersonating me but she kinda just murdered a squirrel. I think that there are creepier things to worry about.





Isn't that unfortunate for me.



No, not really.



I SAID NO! I NEED AN ADULT!




You've unleashed Yog'Sothoth into this world you lunatic! That is the power of the thing that should not be!

(Yes, I am also aware that the thing that should not be is more Cthulhu than Shoggoth.)



What are you babbling about?




WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?



I highly doubt that.




Oh god, let go of my damn hand. For all that I know, you'll never wash it again.




I guess that I have option otherwise. What with the wild Nickleback roaming to the west of Pink town.






And god knows, you're barely able to do that.



But I don't want to.



Then again, that Reabari from earlier was adorable. I want one.



Pokedex got~!








How does that even work? I mean, how do you send pokemon over the internet?




I mean, how does it even work? Do you package them in a rar file and send them? Do I then unpack them somehow?




I'm trying to think right now so shut your pie hole.





Goody?







Wonderful.
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So now the adventure truly begins.


Coming up in the following area. Be sure to claim one if you want it.

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[Dsarker]

Posting to watch.

[Firelordsky]

Can I claim a Hamet?

[Sirus]

Can I claim a Reabari? They are among the cutest of Baro's monstrositys  (which, tbh, isn't saying much).

[Untouchable]

Can I claim a Reabari? They are among the cutest of Baro's monstrositys  (which, tbh, isn't saying much).

Unfortunately, Barbarossa got in first. There are some other monsters with kinda cool design which you can get if you'd like.

[Sirus]

Rats. Well, I'll keep an eye open for better monsters.

(I do NOT want to be a slug )

[Untouchable]

Rats. Well, I'll keep an eye open for better monsters.

(I do NOT want to be a slug )

There's Sever. However nobody wants to be Sever, not even another Sever.

[Sirus]

Yeah...no.

Ok, some of the later ones look pretty good. It's mostly these early ones that should be wiped from the Earth.

[Rose]

I'll take the gem encrusted turd.

[Untouchable]

Yeah...no.

Ok, some of the later ones look pretty good. It's mostly these early ones that should be wiped from the Earth.

There's Hooley



Take it from me, he's a boss.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Yeah...no.

Ok, some of the later ones look pretty good. It's mostly these early ones that should be wiped from the Earth.

There's Hooley



Take it from me, he's a boss.

Ah, Pokemon Quartz. Where a Hawaiian skirt wearing pokemon is considered a boss.