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Absolutely useless.

Still useless.

COMPLETELY USELESS.

Best thing since sliced bread.

>I heard you liek elves<

[Mrhappyface]

Microcline
N.
1.Microcline (KAlSi3O8) is a igneous rock-forming tectosilicate mineral.
2. The absolute most rockl in all of dwarfdom. When found, it is immediately dumped and atom smashed, else Armok punishes them by slowing down time until it eventually freezes. It pretends to be a better mineral such as adamantine and the !!FUN!! ice, but just causes everyone to rage since it's not even magma safe.

[Loud Whispers]

Microcline
N.
1.Microcline (KAlSi3O8) is a igneous rock-forming tectosilicate mineral.
2. The absolute most rockl in all of dwarfdom. When found, it is immediately dumped and atom smashed, else Armok punishes them by slowing down time until it eventually freezes. It pretends to be a better mineral such as adamantine and the !!FUN!! ice, but just causes everyone to rage since it's not even magma safe.

The mentioning of microline is usually the sign of impending stone puns.
This worries me.

[Necro910]

Microcline
N.
1.Microcline (KAlSi3O8) is a igneous rock-forming tectosilicate mineral.
2. The absolute most rockl in all of dwarfdom. When found, it is immediately dumped and atom smashed, else Armok punishes them by slowing down time until it eventually freezes. It pretends to be a better mineral such as adamantine and the !!FUN!! ice, but just causes everyone to rage since it's not even magma safe.

The mentioning of microline is usually the sign of impending stone puns.
This worries me.

Well granite it always ends up doing this, it probably will. Sulfur no one else has made any puns 

Sorry, let's start with a clean slate.

[Loud Whispers]

Am mica the only one who's tired of puns attracting each other like magnetite? No? At least not jet.

[Necro910]

Am mica the only one who's tired of puns attracting each other like magnetite? No? At least not jet.

Di o rite?

[Loud Whispers]

I do not condone such Alabaster uses of puns.

Who am I kidding, they kick ice.

[Necro910]

I do not condone such Alabaster uses of puns.

Who am I kidding, they kick ice.

Mica they do!

All non-pun lovers will be assimilated. Resistance is rutile.

[Loud Whispers]

Some fine pewter puns going on here.

But alas, they must stop, we are nearing a page full of puns.
I CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN!):<

[Necro910]

Some fine pewter puns going on here.

But alas, they must stop, we are nearing a page full of puns.
I CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN!):<

Olivine, it's nearing a full page? SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: Now you just go on home (click to show/hide)

I'll tolerate puns, just no so many on a landslide like scale ;P
I'll admit half of this was my fault, but alas poor Urist, I have run out of cheese!

[Necro910]

Spoiler: Now you just go on home (click to show/hide)

I'll tolerate puns, just no so many on a landslide like scale ;P
I'll admit half of this was my fault, but alas poor Urist, I have run out of cheese!

Okey dokey lokey, I'll stop 

[dreadmullet]

Dwarven C-section
1. Having your lower body ripped open while pregnant.

[WolfeyS]

Mining
V,
1. The process of excavating dirt and rock to build and find resources. 2. The excuse dwarves have for causing deaths due to 'accidental collapsation.
N,
1. The skill that determines efficiency in mining (see above). 2.  The easiest skill to reach legendary in early on.

[Muttonhawk]

Furnace
n.
1. A heavy duty oven, used for heating substances to high temperatures for various applications.
2. A friendly fire demon, summoned into existence and trapped in a sealed casing by a dwarven construction ritual. For an offering of fuel, or a well to the heat of liquid rock, this enigmatic denizen will heat any substance to desired temperatures without creating smoke or heating the surroundings. Making smelting iron ore in furnaces made from iron blocks a feasible possibility.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: Quote condenser to the rescue!!!! (click to show/hide)

Dwarven C-section
1. Having your lower body ripped open while pregnant.

Added! (D-Section though... And not as brutal D:)

Mining
V,
1. The process of excavating dirt and rock to build and find resources. 2. The excuse dwarves have for causing deaths due to 'accidental collapsation.
N,
1. The skill that determines efficiency in mining (see above). 2.  The easiest skill to reach legendary in early on.

Me likey. ADDING!
see miner.

Furnace
n.
1. A heavy duty oven, used for heating substances to high temperatures for various applications.
2. A friendly fire demon, summoned into existence and trapped in a sealed casing by a dwarven construction ritual. For an offering of fuel, or a well to the heat of liquid rock, this enigmatic denizen will heat any substance to desired temperatures without creating smoke or heating the surroundings. Making smelting iron ore in furnaces made from iron blocks a feasible possibility.

Has someone actually done #2 before?
Bay12, I r amaze.
ALSO ADDING!
(As a side note, there are very rarely things I will not add. Huh.)

*Edit, fixed wtf spoiler