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[+!!scientist!!+]

I was playing as your average adventurer in a world with the maximum number of titans possible, and so I wasn’t too surprised when I randomly came upon a shrine in the middle of the humble desert. The titan was, if memory serves (I can’t exactly look at the thing at the moment) a three eyed gopher in humanoid form with fire breath, but that is not important. What is important is that he grabbed me by several article of clothing and then released his grip on several of them. I thought he had let go of all of them but I was wrong, he still had a death grip on my ”rope reed fiber trousers.” The result was when I backed away I immediately lost possession of my pants. Embarrassed, but not defeated. I tried to stand up, but he knocked me back down and beat me to a pulp. This, I suppose is unremarkable... except for the weapon used:

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Anyone else have any stories that can compare to a man being beaten to death with his own trousers by a giant gopher?

[squeakyReaper]

My first encounter with a minotaur did not go well. His first victim was an off duty militiaman, who was fishing at the time. He knocked him cold with a punch, and took his peacock leather flask. Beat my entire fortress to death with it. Bastard still had it when I went to fight him in Adventure Mode.

[UristMcHuman]

One of my own adventurers (and several of his companions) were beaten to death with a rope reed shoe.

[Argonnek]

I once beat some bandits to death with a piece of string.

[Broseph Stalin]

I like to stab somebody, fill a waterskin with their blood, and beat them to death with the blood.

[Alizarin]

The most common items I've been beaten to death with are my backpack and my sock.

[zubb2]

Anyone else have any stories that can compare to a man being beaten to death with his own trousers by a giant gopher?

Siged!

[Therolyn]

Not a story, in fact not even something that occurred in adventure mode, however despite that you'll find its very much on topic.

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[Akura]

Anyone else have any stories that can compare to a man being beaten to death with his own trousers by a giant gopher?

Aside from the story of a bronze colossus being decapitated with a thrown live fluffy wambler, no, I can't say that I have.

[+!!scientist!!+]

Siged!

Wow, only four posts and I've already been sigged! I wonder if that's a record...

Anyways, keep the stories coming because so far they have been hilarious!

[Tiruin]

This was like one of the things that the legendary dwarves used in the fortresses long ago. In the Legends. Instead of weapons, they used misc. objects. Countless battles were won by dwarves slinging leather backpacks and metal greaves at their enemies, bashing them for far longer than anyone has ever seen.

Also, unarmed person + wrestling grabs and options + random RNG = hello new weapons and armor!

Grab anything off anyone, but not neutrals or friendlies or they will kill you.

[Ross Vernal]

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4167/lolownedk.jpg

I had a pet dinosaur in a dodge-em deathtrap. It was fond of sweet sweet tunic murder.

[Doctor Blood]

My first encounter with a minotaur did not go well. His first victim was an off duty militiaman, who was fishing at the time. He knocked him cold with a punch, and took his peacock leather flask. Beat my entire fortress to death with it. Bastard still had it when I went to fight him in Adventure Mode.

I feel the pain of your fortress members. Did you win the fight in adventure mode? Haha

[Knarfle]

I've strangled people with their own underwear.

[bukitodinos]

hell my guy got his tongue ripped out and got a broken arm with it, then he got it back and decapitated a boogy