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klingon13524

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Re: One-liner game contest! (All are welcome, but only one will win)
« Reply #90 on: December 02, 2011, 03:46:49 pm »

Pooping like a pigeon gave me diarrhea.
How is that remotely close to a real entry? Is this some sort of obscure reference that I don't get?
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By creating a gobstopper that never loses its flavor he broke thermodynamics
Maybe it's parasitic. It never loses its flavor because you eventually die from having your nutrients stolen by it.

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Re: One-liner game contest! (All are welcome, but only one will win)
« Reply #91 on: December 02, 2011, 03:47:34 pm »

Pooping like a pigeon gave me diarrhea.
How is that remotely close to a real entry? Is this some sort of obscure reference that I don't get?

A pigeon never looks towards the past.
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Re: One-liner game contest! (All are welcome, but only one will win)
« Reply #92 on: December 02, 2011, 03:55:30 pm »

Pooping like a pigeon gave me diarrhea.
How is that remotely close to a real entry? Is this some sort of obscure reference that I don't get?

A pigeon never looks towards the past.
1. You're disqualified until you make a real, sane entry. 2. Do you know how annoying your avatar is? It's been a long time since I used adblock on something so specific.
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By creating a gobstopper that never loses its flavor he broke thermodynamics
Maybe it's parasitic. It never loses its flavor because you eventually die from having your nutrients stolen by it.

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Re: One-liner game contest! (All are welcome, but only one will win)
« Reply #93 on: December 03, 2011, 02:17:36 am »

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Re: One-liner game contest! (All are welcome, but only one will win)
« Reply #95 on: December 03, 2011, 06:00:02 am »

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
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klingon13524

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« Reply #96 on: December 03, 2011, 04:56:54 pm »

And the winner is...
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By creating a gobstopper that never loses its flavor he broke thermodynamics
Maybe it's parasitic. It never loses its flavor because you eventually die from having your nutrients stolen by it.

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Re: One-liner game contest! (The winner is...)
« Reply #97 on: December 03, 2011, 05:16:41 pm »

woot. I am the master of puns.
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Re: One-liner game contest! (The winner is...)
« Reply #98 on: December 04, 2011, 04:21:42 pm »

that is an old pun.


a variation of it is:

a thief was so baroque he decided to rob a music store and make away with the lute.
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Re: One-liner game contest! (The winner is...)
« Reply #99 on: December 04, 2011, 04:33:16 pm »

Yes, most of these one-liners are unoriginal. This is just the one I thought was the funniest.

And there's really no going back from here when it comes to the winner, you can't unplay and unredeem a game on Steam.
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By creating a gobstopper that never loses its flavor he broke thermodynamics
Maybe it's parasitic. It never loses its flavor because you eventually die from having your nutrients stolen by it.
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