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[Adultratedhydra]

Dwarf Fortress has taught me that an army of rabid Badgers will always be the key to victory. Fear the War Badgers.

I also look at old castles and mining operations around the world..infact everything i look at i wonder how it could be recreate in DF for the glory of the mountainhome.

[Loud Whispers]

Fiance thinks I play DF when starved for sex. SO I make sure she sees me playing every now and then. So DF usually gets me extra sex.

I'm probably going to hate myself for asking this, but why exactly does your significant other believe that playing Dwarf Fortress is a symptom of sexual frustration?

Because his fiance like beards? or beards that smells like alcohol and plump helmet cookies?

I think she secretly plays DF.

[Maxmurder]

I find myself admireing tastefully agganged objects more often...

[Strategia]

I've developed something of an obsession with magma and lava since I started playing DF.

[Loud Whispers]

Overjoyed for the new release

[Hanslanda]

I find myself wanting the elves to bring me 'enough' cloth, so I can brutally murder the caravans they send, and have two sieges a year instead of one. >:-)

[ShadowBroker]

Dwarf fortress has made me set megaprojects for myself of unreasonable difficulty with little point in other games, like collecting every milk bottle in fallout, or making a model of the tower of babel in minecraft....entirely made out of watermelons.....and populated by golems that i overturned a contient by hand to get the raw materials for. a guy can hope :'D

[Niccolo]

I find myself wanting the elves to bring me 'enough' cloth, so I can brutally murder the caravans they send, and have two sieges a year instead of one. >:-)

"A vile force of merchants has arrived!"

Dwarf Fortress influences my thinking for my job waaaay too much. This is a problem, since I'm technically an engineer.

I occasionally have to remind myself that physics does not really work that way.

[Sus]

The Music in Dwarf Fortress relaxes Me.

There is something very, very wrong with you. 

Every time I hear a slow-strumming guitar, I start expecting a giant three-eyed tick made of diamond to jump out of the shadows and bite my face off.

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

It makes even the most graphically advanced RPG seem like watered down garbage because they are all so limiting.

Even with the broken features, and lack of many things that are going to (eventually) be included, Dwarf Fortress has more complexity to it than any other game out there. AND IT'S FREE!

[CodexDraco]

AND IT'S FREE!

Considering that going to the movies cost several dollars Dwarf Fortress pays itself.

[Sus]

I think about dwarves more when I see them. I don't see them as the short humans with long beards, chronic alcoholism and giant axes anymore.

Also, when I see the name "XXblahblahXX", I think "low quality name" instead of "stupid user"...

Wouldn't it imply "low quality user"?

Sure has caused me to snicker a few times on other forums.

On a related note, I now think about everything in «*quality tags*».

[caddybear]

I dream of fortresses of unimaginable complexity and sieges in which hundreds of thousands die, I dream of leading an archaeological expedition into one of those forts and gleaning a bit of history before getting devoured by untold horrors.
I have trouble sleeping lately.

[Hanslanda]

Adventurer mode makes me wonder how nice I'd be if it was 500 A.D. and I knew no one would ever catch me if I kept moving town to town...  Damn inner sociopath...

[davros]

You'd probably starve to death. People did that back then.