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Brotato

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Re: Civilian dwarves putting on clothes!
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2011, 08:30:28 pm »

I love the zaniness which is Dwarf Fortress!
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Dwarf Fortress: The only game where people will hold a logical discussion about why dwarves are putting on clothes.
OK, I have to reload the save.
There was a bit of a problem regarding flashfreezing, a ballistae, and a barrel of dwarven ale. Gonna fix it up.

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Re: Civilian dwarves putting on clothes!
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2011, 04:18:39 am »

Interesting.

Hypothesis: The between a dwarf and his socks works by quantum entanglement and is thus independent from arbitrary notions of ownership or physical distance.
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"Lithrush‚st Kķdlizat: Fetidfur, the slick notch, a grizzly bear leather loincloth. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is studded with zinc, decorated with grizzly bear leather and encircled with bands of grizzly bear leather. This object menaces with spikes of grizzly bear leather."

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Re: Civilian dwarves putting on clothes!
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2011, 04:42:53 am »

Interesting.

Hypothesis: The between a dwarf and his socks works by quantum entanglement and is thus independent from arbitrary notions of ownership or physical distance.
In other words, they're soulmates. Explains why they brave sieges, dragons and beasts alike to be reunited with the socks.
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Re: Civilian dwarves putting on clothes!
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2011, 02:09:24 pm »

Interesting.

Hypothesis: The between a dwarf and his socks works by quantum entanglement and is thus independent from arbitrary notions of ownership or physical distance.
In other words, they're soulmates. Explains why they brave sieges, dragons and beasts alike to be reunited with the socks.
Someone once made a machine that lured Dwarves one by one to their deaths... With a single sock.

Something more sinister is afoot.
If you pardon the pun.  8)

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Re: Civilian dwarves putting on clothes!
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2011, 02:20:30 pm »

pun unpardoned. 50 hammer strikes to ye!
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Re: Civilian dwarves putting on clothes!
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2011, 02:21:44 pm »

pun unpardoned. 50 hammer strikes to ye!

Hey look over there!

It's a sock!

*Runs away*

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Re: Civilian dwarves putting on clothes!
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2011, 07:10:13 pm »

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