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Author Topic: Is Festo not the most amazing company?  (Read 7532 times)

Euld

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Re: Is Festo not the most amazing company?
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2011, 07:59:59 pm »

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.
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Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.

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Re: Is Festo not the most amazing company?
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2011, 08:12:51 pm »

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.
Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.
Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.
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Re: Is Festo not the most amazing company?
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2011, 08:14:20 pm »

The true purpose is obviously to recreate Morrowind. Damn Netches.
That was my first thought too. Now we just need giant fleas as public transit.
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Re: Is Festo not the most amazing company?
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2011, 08:16:59 pm »

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.
Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.
Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.
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Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.
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Re: Is Festo not the most amazing company?
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2011, 08:25:16 pm »

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.
Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.
Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.
It hurts their feelings.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2011, 08:55:13 pm by UltraValican »
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Re: Is Festo not the most amazing company?
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2011, 08:46:57 pm »

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.
Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.
Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.
If anything, seeing as their blood is corrosive, and spices are corrosive; it might just taste like their own blood to them. Rather bland by comparison, might I add.

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Re: Is Festo not the most amazing company?
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2011, 12:33:10 am »

Wasn't there a short story by Bruce Sterling which pretty much depicted this product exactly?

FAKE EDIT: Found it on my bookshelf, 'Big Jelly' in "A Good Old Fashioned Future".
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Re: Is Festo not the most amazing company?
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2011, 12:54:31 pm »

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.
Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.
Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.
And people wonder why I say Xenos are better than predator.

Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.
Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.
Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.
It hurts their feelings.
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Conversely, if aliens painted a logo on their spaceship they could park it in the middle of Central Park and nobody would even look at it twice. Well, maybe the cops would arrest them for camping.
Introducing Google Conqueror: Bow down before your extradimentional masters for the low, low, price of Not Vaporized.
Now I'm picturing an awful B movie about aliens invading Earth because their first ambassador to Earth got pepper-sprayed and arrested for camping.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Xenomorphs can survive being exposed to liquid hydrogen, superheated steam, and hard vacuum. Forgive me if I doubt the effectiveness of riot-grade pepper spray on them, given that they don't even have skin.
If anything, seeing as their blood is corrosive, and spices are corrosive; it might just taste like their own blood to them. Rather bland by comparison, might I add.
IT TASTES LIKE THE BLOOD OF THEIR KINSMAN, AND THEY HUNGER FOR MORE

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