Oh dear, I begin to lose track of where you are. FROM NOW ON AT THE END OF EACH POST THERE WILL BE A BOX SAYING WHERE YOU ARE!
Steve: [1] You bust a totally lame-o bro move and attempt to jump-kick Opera Hitler. He grabs your foot in midair and throws you to his blackshirts. [2] They shackle you with little difficulty. Well that sucks.
"MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA! You have fallen into mine trap! N00b! EIN, SWINE, DRINE, AME!"A massive white wall appears around you, and the podium blasts off into the sky!
Bob [2] You ENLARGE your genitalia and change your skin color to RED. Dear god.
Jordan [6] You rip free of your pants-y prison! [2] You begin declaring that no one may wear pants, but a bunch of men in black shirts with crossed hammer armbands burst into the room!
"EET IS ZEE PANTSLESS ONE! GET EEET!"Jarl [1+2-1] you catch a fleeting glimpse of what could help you get rid of your debuff, but one of the blackshirts [2+1-1] kicks you in the chest!
Lorn [4] You push the bomb into the fountain, and get a
CLEAN bomb! Now all it will do it destroy an entire city block! the timer reads 10:00. You notice a strange white object rising into the sky.
Human Man [4] You violently bite away at the door, and buy some hands! You are now a
FLIPPER HANDED FREAK CHILD WITH HUMAN HANDS TAPED ONKarl [1] Unfortunately, the hammer shirts begin beating you with clubs for having a gun instead of an arm. [2] the bleeding worsens as their clubs fall upon you
Blob Doood [5] You take form of a potted plant, and watch as the blackshirts attack your companions! OMFG WHAT DO YOU DO?
Steve:(Rock) Opera Hitler's Podium?
Bob: Apartment bathroom
Jordan: Apartment
Jarl: Apartment
Lorn: Public fountain
Human Man: The shops
Karl: Apartment
Martian Blob: Apartment
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