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[ZedEh]

I don't know what the policy is on this kind of stuff, but this video on youtube gave me one of those "A-ha!" moments.  Nothing gorey, although kinda scary in a very cool way.

ZIL-2906 -  In soviet Russia, the screw drives you!

Now they make more sense as trap components, no?

[umiman]

How could you not see screws as trap components? Can you not imagine the suffering of the enemy having a drill first pierce it through, then slowly twist itself inside the body? I would imagine they work wonders as impaling weapons.

Penetrate through the rectum of the enemy, splitting the hapless fool from the bottom up, then twist and twist, slicing the internal organs and guaranteeing a slow, painful death.

All the while, the poor sap will be screaming out to his comrades. "Save me!" he will cry, while the others are shocked from the horror, blood splatter, feces, urine, and chunks of meat decorate their faces.

Then the whole scene will end with 9 other screws punching out from all directions, but just far enough to only penetrate the first few centimeters of flesh. Like hooks, they will pull back, and rip the skin from flesh, leaving the victim a bloody, skinless mess, and spray the hallway with blood. Screaming, howling, crying, anguish anguish anguish anguish pain pain and then... death.

[FunnyMan]

*quickly backs out of the room, hoping umiman didn't see him*

[Greiger]

*blink*

Well...uh...er....Armok would be proud?

*also backs away, careful of traps*

[Lyrax]

Yes, but enormous WOODEN screws?

[Shamasu]

Ooooo.... I want one.

[Squeegy]

quote:Originally posted by Lyrax:
<STRONG>Yes, but enormous WOODEN screws?</STRONG>

ADDED BONUS OF SPLINTERS

[Earthquake Damage]

That vehicle is just plain wacky.  I love how it seems to skate over snow.

[Slappy Moose]

quote:Originally posted by umiman:
<STRONG>Like hooks, they will pull back, and rip the skin from flesh, leaving the victim a bloody, skinless mess, and spray the hallway with blood. Screaming, howling, crying, anguish anguish anguish anguish pain pain and then... death.</STRONG>

*flees to the nearest pub*

[Nadaka]

ah. that must be the inspiration for the tank in MGS3.

[Mulch Diggums]

quote:Originally posted by umiman:
<STRONG>
Then the whole scene will end with 9 other screws punching out from all directions, but just far enough to only penetrate the first few centimeters of flesh. Like hooks, they will pull back, and rip the skin from flesh, leaving the victim a bloody, skinless mess, and spray the hallway with blood. Screaming, howling, crying, anguish anguish anguish anguish pain pain and then... death.</STRONG>

*claps his hands and hands umiman a bottle of swamp wiskey* Next time I need an opinion on one of my torture fortresses i'll come to you.

[Keiseth]

I like the way you think, Umiman.

[Thingy Master]

I've seen similar vehicles, also reminds me of how the earliest boat propellers were screws.

[Dae]

quote:Originally posted by umiman:
<STRONG>Screaming, howling, crying, anguish anguish anguish anguish pain pain and then... death.</STRONG>

Had a bad day?

[Bricktop]

Umiman is scaring me...