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Author Topic: Dwarf Bone War Hammer  (Read 19472 times)

krenshala

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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2011, 04:42:31 pm »
Quote from: Kanil on December 22, 2011, 04:32:47 pm
Is the washing machine on and running while it's tied to the chain?
Its probably on, and full of cats while tied to the chain.
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2011, 05:01:27 pm »
Dwarf washing machine - Large serrated discs
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2011, 05:03:51 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 05:01:27 pm
Dwarf washing machine - Large serrated discs

Don't forget, tied to a chain, full of cats and being swung at piles of tomatoes (Or lawbreakers)
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2011, 07:32:51 pm »
Or lawbreaking tomatoes.
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2011, 07:39:23 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on December 22, 2011, 07:32:51 pm
Or lawbreaking tomatoes.

Sheriff: Come with me citizen. You have broken the law.

Tomato:

Sheriff: I will not warn you twice.

Tomato:

The spinning washing machine strikes the Tomato in the everything.

The everything explodes, spinning off in a bloody arc.
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2011, 07:44:42 pm »
There's not a way to get flail-like weapons to work accurately, is there? Otherwise I'd mod in razor-blade filled washing machines on chains...
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2011, 07:48:03 pm »
Unfortunately, no. The closest you'll get is a razor-blade-filled washing machine on a stick.
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2011, 07:50:19 pm »
Quote from: Sutremaine on December 22, 2011, 07:48:03 pm
Unfortunately, no. The closest you'll get is a razor-blade-filled washing machine on a stick.

That will do...for now...right. Now to put ten of them in a weapon trap
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2011, 07:50:33 pm »
Quote from: Sutremaine on December 22, 2011, 07:48:03 pm
Unfortunately, no. The closest you'll get is a razor-blade-filled washing machine on a stick.

Load that stick in a ballista.

Problem solved.
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2011, 08:02:33 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 22, 2011, 07:50:19 pm
Quote from: Sutremaine on December 22, 2011, 07:48:03 pm
Unfortunately, no. The closest you'll get is a razor-blade-filled washing machine on a stick.

That will do...for now...right. Now to put ten of them in a weapon trap

I can just imagine the invaders' reaction to a weapon trap like that.

"Alright men, conquering a dwarf fortress is no easy task, and many of our kin have fallen attempting it. But this time, It will be different. We have greater numbers, more raw power, and the support of demons from the very pits of h-"

*sees washing machines of death trap*

"Nevermind. Siege is off. Let's head back."
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2011, 08:19:18 pm »
Uh wait guys, I have some laundry to do.

*Throws crundle leather thong into weapon trap*
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2011, 08:21:10 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 08:19:18 pm
Uh wait guys, I have some laundry to do.

*Throws crundle leather thong into weapon trap*

Isn't wearing a crundle leather thong basically the same as wearing someones taint to cover your- oh you mean the chitinous little bastards who live in caverns. Carry on good sir. May i suggest the double spin cycle? It's popular with the fortress executione- i mean, Sherriff
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2011, 08:27:42 pm »
This thread transitioned from bone weapons to washing machines rather quickly.
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2011, 08:37:35 pm »
Quote from: coolio678 on December 22, 2011, 08:27:42 pm
This thread transitioned from bone weapons to washing machines rather quickly.

Aye'. The minds of forumites work in wondrous ways.
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2011, 08:45:46 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 08:37:35 pm
Quote from: coolio678 on December 22, 2011, 08:27:42 pm
This thread transitioned from bone weapons to washing machines rather quickly.

Aye'. The minds of forumites work in wondrous ways.

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