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CAKEWALK
- 11 (16.9%)
YOU F&@#KING DIE SON!!!  YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
- 35 (53.8%)
Somewhere inbetween
- 19 (29.2%)

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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Mr T  (Read 44865 times)

DinosaurusRex_x

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Roll to Dodge Mr T
« on: December 22, 2011, 02:32:22 pm »


Please insert 5 tokens.

Insert player name.

Hello 'player01'

You find yourself in a narrowing well lined with coarse sandpaper with kerosene soaked into it.  You are falling.  The friction rips at your skin all the way down.   You hit with a resonating !!!SPLOOSH!!! then shortly afterwards a !!!THUD!!! .   You are badly beaten and you think you feel bones broken in your body. 

You look above and all you see is the silhouette of Mr T, looking down at you shouting



One of his henchmen hands him a big cigar, and then he eyes down at you.  You can see his eyes pinch down to razor blades.

This man is going to kill you.

In your starting inventory you have a jawbone from a previous player who got incinerated in this death-well.  You also have about $1500 cash in a "Bad Mother Fucker" wallet, and a suitcase with something special in it that you are to deliver to a man named Marcellus Wallace...


Please choose one of the below character classes:
Spoiler: Vladimir Putin: (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Hubert Farnsworth: (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Sentient Velociraptor: (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Ultimate Warrior: (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jesus Christ Superstar: (click to show/hide)
   

Spoiler: Character Classes Vol.II (click to show/hide)


Include:
Character name:
Character level:
Character class:
Sex?:

Game starts with one character.  Include your first action in your application.  Other characters will get added in almost immediately after the first scenario is delt with, or be thrown into another well by Mr T if the first character's action results in him dying.

Spoiler: Playerlist (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 30, 2011, 11:56:38 am by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Darvi

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2011, 02:35:41 pm »
No way this can work out well.

I'll pass.

Seriously.

This is crazy.
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Dave1004

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2011, 03:07:04 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on December 22, 2011, 02:35:41 pm
No way this can work out well.

I'll pass.

Seriously.

This is crazy.

I..I second this notion. It's...time for my pills.
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antlion12

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2011, 03:09:23 pm »
Wow i dont think anything would match dwarf fortress for craziness. It seems i was wrong
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Ahra

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2011, 03:12:09 pm »
i think you just killed the last of my game-logic... let me sign up in a minute

Character name: Skreeagh
Character level: err... 1?
Character class: sentient dino
Sex?: male
Favourite hobbie: Drinkin´
Irrational phobia: Arachnophobia
A number between 0 and 7: 5

« Last Edit: December 22, 2011, 03:14:19 pm by Ahra »
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2011, 04:36:48 pm »


« Last Edit: December 27, 2011, 08:53:57 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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monk12

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2011, 10:19:12 pm »
I've seen some crazy crazy things, but this is pretty damn crazy.

I'm in.

Character name: Brian
Character level: All of them
Character class: Jesus Christ Superstar
Sex: Yes
Favourite hobbie: Musical Martyrdom
Irrational phobia: Romans
A number between 0 and 7: 7!


Summon Zealots!
« Last Edit: December 22, 2011, 10:39:57 pm by monk12 »
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micelus

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 10:22:25 pm »
Character name: Bob, just Bob.
Character level:
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Character class: Vladimir Putin
Sex: Probably Male
Favourite hobbie: Collecting plates, just plates.
Irrational phobia: Forks
A number between 0 and 7: 3.13

Gun the stage down with an assault copter.
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Quote from: Sinpwn on October 08, 2011, 09:45:53 pm
Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

UltraValican

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2011, 10:28:18 pm »
posting to watch the WAAUUUGGGGHH
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freeformschooler

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2011, 10:32:44 pm »
Reserve? RESERVE.

Character Name: Jegus Grist
Character Level: Pi
Character class: Zombie Jesus
Sex: Indeterminate
Favourite hobbie: Watching Netflix
Irrational phobia: Bed Bug Sized Demons
A number between 0 and 7: 4.14

Cast "support" "magic" on everyone else.

This can only end badly. We cannot defeat Mr. T.

EDIT: The more I read the first post the more I laugh. This is amazing. An Internet for you, Dinosaurus.
EDIT2: Zombies.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2011, 10:44:39 pm by freeformschooler »
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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2011, 10:42:48 pm »
Madness? Why yes, that's exactly what it is. And it's a madness I can get behind.
Get behind, and push, to get it out of the ditch, which is where it landed when the driver went off the road because he had a heart attack, never did listen, ate too much fast food, but you know that's just the way things go in Aaaaaaaaaaalbuqur-que!

Include: n. Comprise or contain as part of a whole: "The price includes dinner."
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Character level: Aleph One
Character class: Hubert Farnsworth
Sex?: No.
Favourite hobbie hobby: Correcting typos.
Irrational phobia: People with irrational phobias.
A number between 0 and 7: e

Find Timmy.
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Aklyon

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2011, 10:47:42 pm »
What a start!
This'll be interesting.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2011, 11:27:52 pm »
I don't even.
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micelus

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2011, 11:53:32 pm »
You don't have to.
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Quote from: Sinpwn on October 08, 2011, 09:45:53 pm
Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

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Re: Roll to Beat Mr T
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2011, 11:53:51 pm »
I am strangely okay with this.
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