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[Dave1004]

Aye, it was. Thanks .

[Sirus]

Offer the Succubus the Golden Ring!

[Tiruin]

{Still open for players? Kill me if necessary though.}

Spoiler: Character Sheet! (click to show/hide)

Name: Ast Henwield

Attack: 7
Defense: 5
Luck: 3

Pointy thing (weapon):
Hard thing (clothes):
Special thing (accessory):

[Twiggie]

Charm the ants into worshipping me as their god. Use a small slice of the -forgotten cat tallow roast- to help seal the deal.

[Skyrunner]

Offer the Succubus the Golden Ring!

[93] The Succubus seems delighted by your gift, and offers you the magic sword she is holding!

You have received a Rose Sword! (+35)

Gift for clearing : [11] something poisonous

You receive a dart gun and twelve darts, all poisoned!

Mext room?

{Still open for players? Kill me if necessary though.}

Spoiler: Character Sheet! (click to show/hide)

Name: Ast Henwield

Attack: 7
Defense: 5
Luck: 3

Pointy thing (weapon):
Hard thing (clothes):
Special thing (accessory):

[33]

you encounter a Enranged Sentient Orange Mushroom!

Charm the ants into worshipping me as their god. Use a small slice of the -forgotten cat tallow roast- to help seal the deal.

[92]+luck

The ants now worship you as a deity! They find a Minor Crystal of Blasting and offer it to you!

Gift [7] Something sloshy

[8]
You find a SHSH blurb, what ever that is! Next room?

[Tiruin]

 
{This means I'm in?}

Do battle with the fungus!

[Skyrunner]

{This means I'm in?}

Do battle with the fungus!

You attack the Sentient Orange Mushroom with your fists!

[80] + Attack 7
You inflict 87 damage and KILL it. You receive 30 experience.
You also receive a gift: [5]= Something pricey [68]
A Diamond Studded Rollerblades of Doom falls into your hands!

[Tiruin]

Head to next room (whichever door is nearer) and don the rollerblades!

Which is South

[Skyrunner]

Head to next room (whichever door is nearer) and don the rollerblades!

Which is South

[29]
You meet one Dangerous Mute Lunatic!
You don the rollerblades! You now feel like a walking talking machine of rollerblade related doom!

[Tiruin]

Skate around the lunatic, talking to it in malicious ways. Then head east!

[Skyrunner]

Skate around the lunatic, talking to it in malicious ways. Then head east!

[30]
It seems that particular Dangerous Mute Lunatic was Chell of Portal 2. She opens a portal under your feet into the ceiling. You drop down and breach the private space of Chell!

[16]
She slaps you in the face for 11 damage!

Spoiler: Character Sheet! (click to show/hide)

Name: Ast Henwield
HP 89/100

Attack: 7
Defense: 5
Luck: 3

Pointy thing (weapon):
Hard thing (clothes):
Special thing (accessory): Diamond Studded Roller blades of Doom

[Tiruin]

>Skate off to the...South! Evade.

[Skyrunner]

>Skate off to the...South! Evade.

[56] + Luck 3

You skate off to the South, but there is no door!

Chell slowly advances...

[Tiruin]

>Stare slowly in terror at Chell, then charge and launch a skate battle!

[Skyrunner]

>Stare slowly in terror at Chell, then charge and launch a skate battle!

[34]

Chell does not approve. She hits you with the Portal Gun, inflicting

[12]

Damage!

You now have 77 hp!