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Loud Whispers

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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2011, 10:38:44 am »

ERm....

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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2011, 02:34:00 pm »

Try to say that to a friend of mine, whose only weapon is his shield :P No but seriously, I can take nearly any amount of damage I want if I block. Jst keep the mages away from me...

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My militia captain killed a badger man by smashing its skull with a +pine shield+.  If I gave him that artifact gold brestplate it might slow him down enough that the rest of the militia members could keep up with him.  I think he moves four tiles for everyone else's three, so he out runs them in short order.
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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2011, 02:43:46 pm »

I think he moves four tiles for everyone else's three, so he out runs them in short order.

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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2011, 02:57:01 pm »

I think he moves four tiles for everyone else's three, so he out runs them in short order.

VAMPIRE! BRING ME THE WOODEN STAKES!
Actually, that was my first thought; "Oh, gods! I've put a vampire in charge of my militia!", followed rapidly by, "Wait ... I'm running 0.31.25 ... nevermind."
*krenshala has been depressed lately.  his militia commander wasn't actually a vampire.  he admired his own fortress lately. he enjoyed a good meal recently.*
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
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Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2011, 03:09:59 pm »

I got a platinum mail shirt once. I gave it to my militia commander. Surely the sheer bling factor surpasses the (lack of) utility.
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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2011, 05:00:49 pm »

I got a platinum mail shirt once. I gave it to my militia commander. Surely the sheer bling factor surpasses the (lack of) utility.

I keep getting a spoilerite artefact breastplate from a previous fort engraved on my walls. It's like the game is trolling me to try it again.
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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2011, 07:59:44 pm »

My fort kept making engravings of a spoilertanium warhammer.

The current one has made thousands of masterwork engravings of the same fight between a named lynx being killed by a named elephant. As in, 5 out of 6 are this particular reproduction. Pain in the ARSE
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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2011, 11:02:29 pm »

At least you get fights. Mine keep engraving circles and stars and clouds and similarly boring stuff, unless they're engraving yet another reproduction of the founding of the fort.
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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2011, 05:04:56 am »

One fort I had had 2/3 engravings of a Titan killing stuff. I still remember the name: Slenshi Submergedcaves the Pristine Lobster-Den. About half of those engravings were about Slenshi killing a certain human.

When i found out through legends that Slenshi lived in the same area as my fort was, I got scared. (It was one of my earliest forts)
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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2011, 02:37:57 pm »

Soak it in lava and have a dwarf wear it, FLAMIN DWARF
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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2011, 09:35:47 pm »

an artifact gold warhammer...
I thought somebody got a lucky artifact platinum warhammer... Which is way, way, way, WAY heavier than gold.
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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2011, 12:03:04 am »

Sort of related, how's billon for a mail shirt? Crappy, or really crappy?
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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2011, 04:50:37 am »

an artifact gold warhammer...
I thought somebody got a lucky artifact platinum warhammer... Which is way, way, way, WAY heavier than gold.
I know, Prideunited. The thing is, someone said that gold and silver are poor weapon/armor materials, so I had to fix that. I think I'd give 12½ legendary weaponsmiths and 2 3/4 legendary armorsmiths for one  :o
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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2011, 04:54:58 am »

My fort kept making engravings of a spoilertanium warhammer.

The current one has made thousands of masterwork engravings of the same fight between a named lynx being killed by a named elephant. As in, 5 out of 6 are this particular reproduction. Pain in the ARSE

Those are some pretty dwarfy engravings dude.
- You've got a homage to dwarven stupidity.
- You've got elephants trampling a cat.

I'm happy with wayward engravings of mayors sobbing like a bitch for getting un-elected!
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Re: Artifact Gold Breastplate
« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2011, 12:58:37 pm »

"Train to Goldenartifactsburg has been derailed and is now headed for Engravington."
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