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Author Topic: American Election Megathread - It's Over  (Read 454220 times)

mainiac

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Re: American Election Megathread - It's Over
« Reply #10665 on: January 09, 2013, 02:44:34 pm »

I had a dream last night I was vice president.  But the vice president isn't important so I just went to work as usual and nothing changed.  I told someone I was vice president and he didn't believe me so I tried to wikipedia myself but I wasn't important enough to have a wikipedia page so he didn't believe me.  But then I realized that was total bullshit because I share a name with someone sorta famous so that should have come up on wikipedia but instead there was no page at all.  So that's when I knew I was in an episode of the X-files.

Not really on topic but if the threads going down I figured what the hell.
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Re: American Election Megathread - It's Over
« Reply #10666 on: January 09, 2013, 02:45:25 pm »

Go home Biden, you're drunk.
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mainiac

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Re: American Election Megathread - It's Over
« Reply #10667 on: January 09, 2013, 02:50:24 pm »

How'd you know it was me? ???
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Re: American Election Megathread - It's Over
« Reply #10668 on: January 09, 2013, 03:23:41 pm »

Are you hitting on a biker chick in front of her two burly male friends? If not, you're no Joe Biden.
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Re: American Election Megathread - It's Over
« Reply #10669 on: January 09, 2013, 03:30:40 pm »

It's Never Over.
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Re: American Election Megathread - It's Over
« Reply #10670 on: January 09, 2013, 06:44:30 pm »

Alright, that was fun.

Peace out y'all.
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