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RedKing

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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5040 on: August 24, 2012, 01:36:47 pm »

There's a lot of crossposting between here, the progressive not-rage thread, the WTF thread, and the "Amazingly Stupid Things You Heard People Say" thread.

Not out of inattention or confusion on the part of the posters, mostly just because the campaign season is filled with with so many WTF-stupid things that induce rage.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5041 on: August 24, 2012, 01:38:33 pm »

See this is why it was a bad idea to give the UN that huge army they have.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5042 on: August 24, 2012, 01:40:11 pm »

It is seriously messed up how much of a joke the Peacekeepers are. Not only do they never actually keep the peace, but they've set up sex slavery rings in places they've been deployed more than once.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5043 on: August 24, 2012, 01:53:49 pm »

edit: RedKing learned Ninja Arts in China, apparently.

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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5044 on: August 25, 2012, 02:46:18 pm »

Thoughts on how Julius Assange is going to affect this?
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5045 on: August 25, 2012, 02:46:58 pm »

Probably not at all.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5046 on: August 25, 2012, 02:58:43 pm »

Obama use whistleblower to train his mad ninja skill before ripping Ben Laden's clones apart from atop a Giant Bald Eagle, and Romney would probably support trying Assange for espionage. So they have nothing to argue about here.

EDIT: The Republican Convention is delayed for fear of a tropical storm. Apparently in 2008 it was a hurricane. When you attack the climate, the climate strike back!
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5047 on: August 26, 2012, 05:56:38 am »

Curious if anyone on that side of the aisle has found a way to blame Obama, the Democrats or Iran for the storm yet.
Also, pansies. Just board up the windows of the Tampa Convention Center and break out the kegs. That's what everyone ELSE on the Florida coast would do.

On a personal note, I just realized Paul Ryan looks eerily like my dentist. If he starts making stump speeches about the need for Americans to floss more, I'm officially gonna be freaked out.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5048 on: August 26, 2012, 08:18:20 am »

Curious if anyone on that side of the aisle has found a way to blame Obama, the Democrats or Iran for the storm yet.
"President Obama uses contacts within the Democrats to contact Socialist Muslim Weather Nuke Machine allies in Iran, refuses to explain self to American people."
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5049 on: August 26, 2012, 10:38:14 am »

It is seriously messed up how much of a joke the Peacekeepers are. Not only do they never actually keep the peace, but they've set up sex slavery rings in places they've been deployed more than once.

And now I'm thinking of the Hunger Games Peacekeepers. Which is probably how most of the Republican party views the UN Peacekeepers.

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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5050 on: August 26, 2012, 06:05:17 pm »

Curious if anyone on that side of the aisle has found a way to blame Obama, the Democrats or Iran for the storm yet.
Don't be stupid, the hurricane is clearly a false-flag operation.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5051 on: August 26, 2012, 06:27:41 pm »

Make the godless heathens think that God hates the GOP so they'll be tricked into voting for the cause of justice thinking they're supporting Satan?
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5052 on: August 26, 2012, 06:38:18 pm »

Apparently Ron Paul has refused to attend the convention after being informed he is required to declare support for Romney.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5053 on: August 26, 2012, 06:46:47 pm »

So is he going to hold a convention in the sister city (St. Petersburg, in this case) like he did in 2008?
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #5054 on: August 27, 2012, 09:14:40 am »

Why is he required to declare support?
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