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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1554314 times)

martinuzz

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16875 on: February 10, 2024, 03:32:00 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16876 on: February 22, 2024, 10:25:46 pm »

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Other speakers at the conservative conference this week include Nigel Farage, the president of Argentina, and Mr Trump himself on Saturday.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16877 on: March 07, 2024, 09:17:59 am »

I wonder who in Argentina would've voted him in ???
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16878 on: March 24, 2024, 03:01:51 am »

Quote from: Comment on a bizzare chess video
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Monkeys don't play chess and this is how we will defeat Skynet.
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16879 on: March 28, 2024, 01:22:19 pm »

Quote from: Ator the Fighting Eagle
...for the Shadow of the Spider shall be the law.


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16880 on: March 29, 2024, 08:20:42 am »

Quote from: Splattercatgaming
Right now I'm doing the bidding of the flesh-kraken.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16881 on: March 30, 2024, 08:07:19 am »

Quote from: Carl von Clausewitz Wikipedia Page
essentials that intercourse continues, irrespective of the means it employs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_von_Clausewitz

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16882 on: March 31, 2024, 05:52:16 am »

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Buy the goat, rational bastard!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16883 on: April 02, 2024, 06:11:20 pm »

Naturally, we'd like to make life miserable for everybody, randomly, but that'll take some doing.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16884 on: April 06, 2024, 05:16:03 pm »

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At some point, white people were invented
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16885 on: April 06, 2024, 06:46:10 pm »

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At some point, white people were invented
Ah, yes, invented by the black scientist Yakub on the island of Patmos. 
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