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Onward to chapter IV?

Hell yes!
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Fuck no!
- 0 (0%)
I'm fine either way, honestly.
- 1 (25%)
-Completely irrelevant poll option-
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 4


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Author Topic: You are Me, Chapter IV: Into Lands Unknown  (Read 123822 times)

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Re: You Are Me
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2012, 09:34:59 pm »

Find that Toady One has come back with reinforcements, namely Threetoe, Scamps, and the spirit of Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: You Are Me
« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2012, 09:50:26 pm »

Toady One: Activate Super-saiyan mode and beat the heck out of DZA.
Also, loot his hash once the deed is done, assuming it's successful.
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Re: You Are Me
« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2012, 09:52:20 pm »

Instead of Flesh Liberator, put drugs in his hand. Maybe that'll satisfy him.
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Re: You Are Me
« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2012, 09:58:50 pm »

Grab the Ban-Hammer and prepare for battle.

Find that Toady One has come back with reinforcements, namely Threetoe, Scamps, and the spirit of Dwarf Fortress.
Scamps shall be as Alduin from Norse myth, only in cat form, Threetoe shall be in the form of a regular human and the Spirit of Dwarf Fortress shall probably be something out of nightmare.

Toady One: Activate Super-saiyan mode and beat the heck out of DZA.
This.

Instead of Flesh Liberator, put drugs in his hand. Maybe that'll satisfy him.
I doubt it will work but This.
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Re: You Are Me
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2012, 12:01:28 am »

Appease the almighty creator by quickly sacrificing some elves. Oh, and throw some buckets of blood in.

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Re: You Are Me
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2012, 12:17:04 am »

Stop being you, and start being ToadyOne instead.
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Re: You Are Me
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2012, 12:20:17 am »

Ah, but that's impossible. Only Toady can be Toady. Anyone who took that mantle would die from the sheer awesomeness.

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Re: You Are Me
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2012, 04:06:37 am »

Acquire artifact hammer. Become either vengeance, or the night.

Realize you just wasted half your cash and some weed by handing them over to the Toady One and then obliterating him. Throw down hat in disgust.

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Re: You Are Me
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2012, 05:10:56 am »

Obliterating the Toady One?

'Forum thread has stopped working.'

And that is why that is impossible. You dont get an artifact hammer to be vengeance, you go get giant bat leather clothes and some trinkets unknown to dwarves.

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Re: You Are Me
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2012, 09:24:01 am »

Obliterating the Toady One?

'Forum thread has stopped working.'

And that is why that is impossible. You dont get an artifact hammer to be vengeance, you go get giant bat leather clothes and some trinkets unknown to dwarves.

Actually, it is possible to obliterate him. You just need the right skills and the balls to do it. Lastly, when he "dies", he will come back unscathed, and will proceed to ohko every single opponent in t