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Author Topic: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.  (Read 54392 times)

proxn_punkd

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2012, 03:08:33 pm »
Told to kill capybara.
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CHASE IT INTO WATER AND DROWN.
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Chased it into water and drowned.
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Didn't know capybara can swim.
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King DZA

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2012, 03:42:43 pm »
Based on personal experience:

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EDIT: And how could I forget this one:
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2012, 04:14:11 pm »
Hunter with 175 kills to name
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Cancels return kill; interrupted by rabbit
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Legendary Axedwarf off duty
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Cancels store item in bin, interrupted by rabbit
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50 Steel High Boots in stock
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Can't figure out how to put on left boot
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Wearing full steel except for left boot
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Gets stabbed in left foot
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Unused bucket with muddy water in it
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Can't figure out how to empty it, hospitalized dwarf dies of thirst
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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
Quote from: Kestrel on April 23, 2011, 08:12:44 pm
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
The legend of Reg: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=65866.0
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ledgekindred

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2012, 04:28:25 pm »
Equipped with masterwork steel battle axe
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Bites forgotten beast to death
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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
Quote from: Kestrel on April 23, 2011, 08:12:44 pm
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
The legend of Reg: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=65866.0
Atir Stigildegel, Legless Hero of Diamondrelic: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=83136.0

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2012, 07:26:25 pm »
I could do this all day  :D

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(Although, I think I chose the worst possible text/outline color combination now that I look back at it.)
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2012, 07:50:10 pm »
Timing of lever must be perfect to avoid flooding farm.
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GOES ON BREAK.

Single 2/7 water in farm field
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NO FARM TODAY!
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #36 on: January 09, 2012, 09:13:39 pm »
Quote from: DrGravitas on January 09, 2012, 07:26:25 pm
(Although, I think I chose the worst possible text/outline color combination now that I look back at it.)

It's def. visible ;)
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2012, 10:59:31 pm »
Oh, man, these are great. The "excellent time for a new sock!" is now my desktop background . . . at work, where I can inflict it on other people. Man, I'm glad I don't have any friends, if I did I wouldn't be able to do stuff like this!

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Sell merchants the figurines the liason asked for
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FORBID EXPORT OF FIGURINES

Give birth
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NAME BABY "PRAISEINCEST"
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2012, 12:39:25 am »
Legendary warrior given most honored title by the king himself
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URIST MCHERO THE LOFTY RAPES OF INCEST


I have an idea for an artifact!
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LET'S TAKE A DIAMOND BED AND GLUE SPIKES TO IT

Battle-scarred veteran making last stand against goblin siege
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CURL INTO BALL AND CRY BECAUSE THEY CUT YOUR FINGER

Hundreds of enemies pounding at gates, military called
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ARMY ORGANIZES EQUIPMENT SWAP MEET

Installs lever which drops operator into huge, spiked pit
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GLADLY PULLS LEVER AS SOON AS TOLD TO

New mayor likes cardinal teeth and lungfish leather
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CAN YOU JUST PULL THAT LEVER OVER THERE FOR ME?
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2012, 12:40:09 am »
Is ordered to construct a wall.
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Entombs self inside.

Is ordered to reset the cage traps.
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Falls asleep on them.

Squad is ordered to fire through fortifications!
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Stands too far away to see the enemy.

Is given a crossbow.
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Bludgeons enemies to death.

Stops mining when water is detected!
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It's on the level above.

Enjoys sitting in a legendary dining room.
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Eats food in hallway.

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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2012, 08:20:29 am »
Newly-dug room needs internal walls
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The materials are blocking the build site
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2012, 08:58:50 am »
Has entire family killed and all friends butchered and raped.
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It's cool, he saw an awesome sock AND a waterfall, so it's all good now.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2012, 10:46:03 am »
Loves elves for their grace.
Gets sentenced to elf execution duty.

Mandates slade items.
Urist McNoble has been struck down.

Gets put on hunter duty.
Charges pack of skeletal elephants.

Knows Urist McRathater hates rats.
Makes a statue of her being attacked by rats and puts it in her bedroom.

Sees beautifully crafted sock and goes for it.
Sock guarded by clown.

Sees masterfully crafted marble lever.
Pulls it and unleashes magma on non magma-safe forges.
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2012, 11:44:07 am »
Pulls lever because Urist's baby #36 died.
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Kills Urist's baby #1 - #35 by pouring magma over them while they sleep with Urist McIncubator
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Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2012, 12:21:20 pm »
be free of work a whole season
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ON BREAK

this happened to me right now
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"Tobar, whats that on the wall?"

"That, Urist, is a reminder not to piss me off..."
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