Y'like dakka. Lotsa it. Y'also like da color red, 'cuz it makes fings go fasta.
Well, o'course y'like dakka. O'COURSE y'like red. Ev'ryone knows red fings go fasta den uvva fings.
You'z a BAD MOONZ boy. You'z like LOTSA TEEF, which you have plenty ov to spend on fings like BIG DAKKA and FLASH BITS. You'z also like talkin' on ya GROT-PUTER wiff da program SHOUTY-FING, and sometimes playin' gamez, loik ones wiff lotsa SHOOTIN' in 'em. Y'also like ORKSTEP, which is sorta like 'umie dubstep but it's an ork fing and it's totally different.
You'z got plenty'a fings in your room. You'z got your shootas, all of 'em flash, you'z got your grot-puter, which some git is shoutin' at you from, and you'z got plenty of orkstep CDs. Hur hur, you'z like dat orkstep lots.