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PokemonRocks85

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Yo Mama
« on: January 13, 2012, 06:42:49 pm »
Well the titles says it all say a yo mama joke to people ill go first

Yo mama so stupid instead of sitting on the couch to watch tv she sat on the tv to watch the couch
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2012, 07:13:35 pm »
Aww the little nooblet made a game
Yo mam so hairy that shespeaks in Wookie.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2012, 08:26:45 pm »
There, there. No reason to be rude.

Also, yo mama so ugly that whenever she looks in a mirror, her reflection closes it's eyes.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2012, 08:31:16 pm »
your mama so stupid she thoght ham was cheese
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 08:38:49 pm »
Your mother is so stupid that she tore out the shift key on the family keyboard, as she didn't know how to drive a manual.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2012, 09:08:05 pm by Strife26 »
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 09:24:29 pm »
Yo mama so stupid she makes yo mama jokes...


Wait...
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 10:57:04 pm »
Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2012, 10:59:40 pm »
YO mamas so stupid she went to the library to get a facebook.
Yo mams so fat when she sits on the rainbow skittles pop out.
Yo mams so fat that when she steps in the ocean the whales come out and sing "We are family, even though your fatter than me."
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2012, 11:27:19 pm »
Yo mama isn't arrogant. She's so fat, the world actually does revolve around her.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2012, 11:38:09 pm »
Yo mama so fat that she is at risk of heart disease and diabetes.
Yo mama so ugly she is unappealing to look at.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2012, 11:40:23 pm »
Yo mama's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2012, 11:43:08 pm »
Yo mumma's so maternal that she tolerates YOU!
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2012, 11:54:24 pm »
Yo mamma's so fat that when she goes to the zoo all the children point and say
"look at the hippopotamus!"
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2012, 11:55:00 pm »
Yo momma is so ugly that when she goes to the ugly they say "Sorry' no professnials."
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Re: Yo Mama
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2012, 11:56:06 pm »
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but your mother has a condition brought about by her obesity.  It is called diabetes, and it can be fatal if it isn't properly managed.  I have some literature you should read, as it will be up to all of you in the family to make some changes to prevent it from becoming worse and taking more of a toll on her.
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