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[RAM]

You mumma's so <insert attribute> that she <insert inference>.

Every time a 'yo momma' joke is told, a stab-you-to-death-in-your-sleep fairy is born...

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

You mumma's so <insert attribute> that she <insert inference>.

Every time a 'yo momma' joke is told, a stab-you-to-death-in-your-sleep fairy is born...

Those are the BEST fairies.

[rarborman]

yo momas so fat when she gained weight science took it as definative proof in favor of the expanding universe theory.

[Loud Whispers]

Your mother is ok.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Yo Mama is so Pleasant she makes cupcakes for the whole Neighbourhood!

[rarborman]

yo mamas so fat she broke the yo mama thread!

[MonkeyHead]

Your mother is your sister.

[RAM]

Yo Titanic's so dense that she notice to failed when the mumma hit her.

[Armok]

Your moma's so inconsistent she's proved that she's consistent. [/math]

[LostCosmonaut]

Yo mama's so fat that scientists are testing the area around her for evidence of relativistic frame-dragging.
Yo mama's so fat that her mass exceeds the Chandrasekhar limit.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Yo mama's so poor she's on welfare.
Yo mama's so tall They gave her a flag to hold.
Yo mama's so cruel and evil she gives tips to Cruellela Deville.
Yo mama's so old She got real estate in Pangaea.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Yo mama's so fat that her employers didn't want to give her a promotion, for fear that she'd crack the glass ceiling. [/economics]

[PokemonRocks85]

Your mama so fat fat albert was considered skinny

[RAM]

Yo mumma's so badgerish that your father smells of elderberries.

[mcclay]

Yo family's so inbred that yo mamma is yo wife.