*Uses Genesis Mod*
Adept Knife User
Adept Ambusher
Novice Swimmer
Novice Archer
Competent Wrestler
Competent Dodger
~~~Malachite 9, 125~~~
Id wakes up, the sun barely rising up in the eastern sky.
"That's odd... WHERE THE BLOODY HELL AM I! I knew that I shouldn't 'ave gone with that damn wench."
He rises from the highland grass, pausing to look at the surroundings.
"Nothing but rocks for a good 10 Urists. What in the name of Armok am I doing here? At least I see a town in the southwest, better have some damn fine ale."
Grumbling about the wench, the weather, the sun, and his life, he sets off to the nearest town.
"What in the hell?"
Sneaking around, Id spots a Nanny Goat.
"Bah, what the hell. I'm hungry and I'm 'aving some of that meat."
He approaches his prey, and nears the beast. Just as he's about to stab the goat, it spots him and defends itself.
"Oh sh-"
The goat kicks an inch away from his face, and in a panic Id retaliates. He punches the goat in the right front hoof, cleanly severing it.
"TAKE THAT YOU DAMN BASTARD. I'M GOING TO PISS ON THAT DAMN HOOF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT."
In a flash, Id stabs with his White Bronze Dagger at the Goats Right Rear leg chipping the bone and tearing a tendon. he collides into the goat and knocks it back. Then he grabs the head and gouges out its eyes, rendering it (hopefully) blind. It collapses in pain, and he ends it in three stabs to the head.
"Now it's time to feast!"
He butchers the corpse and proceeds on his travels.
"Well about time," Id says as he eats some goat meat. "I'll ask 'em if I can bunk 'ere for the night."
He approaches a miner, and starts off a conversation.
"You there! What's you're name?"
"I'm Kogan Scribedworked."
Scribedworked? Guess we can't all 'ave great names like I!
"So can I bunk 'ere for the night?"
"Certainly."
"Oh yeah, do you also know a certain... gah what's her name..."
"Are you talking about Nol Brideclap? The sea serpent?"
"What?"
"Knowing no mercy, Nol devoured giant rat!"
"By ARMOK. That's 'orrible!" said Id sardonically.
"Yes! This vile fiend has even killed two in its lust for murder!"
"You know what? If you need me to kill that thing, the answer is NO."
"Alright then, what about Maagi Pricemetals the orc axeman?"
"Gah, whatever. If it means I can stay here, I'll go and kill that guy."
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