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[Gatleos]

Why do you taunt us, Threetoe?!

[Kilroy the Grand]

Why.... why are my pants throbbing?

[Neyvn]

Quick someone set up a shrine to the great lord Armok so that we may sacrifice the non believers so that he may hasten the release.

[h3lblad3]

I like the part where the VAMPIRE accused someone else of being one.
What a dick move.

[BrosephStalin]

I liked the part where he directly ordered a dwarf to get chained up. Finally, a nice way to get rid of migrants!

[FoiledFencer]

My semester starts this monday. Which means that I may have to make the choice between studying and wrenching a living from the cruel rocks for my dwarves.

Bye, bye future! Hello Dwarf Fortress!

[Gatleos]

Here's some porn to keep you all occupied until the release.

[612DwarfAvenue]

People, it's simple.

Time Machine. Quickly build Time Machines, and go forward in time to when the next release comes out.

Failing that, take some sleeping pills and go to sleep, make sure you took enough that you'll sleep all the way to tomorrow. If it's not released yet, simply rinse and repeat until you wake up on the day it's released.

[RanDomino]

Three words: EmbarkAnywhere into cities.

[Capntastic]

-----> http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html <------

This is where the new release will be when it's out!

[Loud Whispers]

"...After 50 hammer strikes I knew I was right, because he lived."

Threetoe is just awesome like that.

[metime00]

I liked the part where he directly ordered a dwarf to get chained up. Finally, a nice way to get rid of migrants!

Now I can set up a Lord of the Flies reenactment in Dwarf Fortress! Deserted Island and paranoia!

[Hybrid]

Here's some porn to keep you all occupied until the release.

Vampires

• Vampirism is passed on by drinking vampire blood, so, uh, don’t go doing that if you don’t want to be a vampire
• Vampires can entice townsfolk and form cults. They can also challenge leaders and possibly become the king of a civilization

I think my head exploded for some reason.

[Jurph]

Adventure mode is about 100,000x as fun. Huge cities with dungeons filled with loot and ancient pyramids crawling with undead. The new city maps are just awesome, and the fact that you have to eat and drink now really adds to the feeling of going on long journeys.

Dwarf mode is enriched as well. Most of the migrants you get now are historical figures, meaning they have their own skills and family lineage that goes back to the dawn of time. One thing I like doing is turning all the new rangers into marks-dwarves because they are already good at it. Another thing I noticed, but I hesitate to promise anything, is that the game runs way faster than before.

>> ...is that the game runs way faster than before.

>> runs way faster than before

>> faster

Stopped reading.  Shots of dwarven rum for everyone!

[thvaz]

STOP THE TORTURE! RELEASE NOW!!!