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Emperor_Jonathan

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Adventure!
« on: January 28, 2012, 01:35:07 am »

You awake on cold stone, your eyes quickly adjust to the pitch-blackness and you see as if it was day.
You're in a natural cave of some sort, you're a male dwarf, naked all over except for your patchy beard. There's a jumble of junk in one corner of the cave and an exit in another. What do you do?



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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2012, 01:48:29 am »

> Collect junk.
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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2012, 01:49:38 am »

After collecting Junk, do a COMBAT ROLL into to hallway to the northeast for no good reason
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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2012, 01:51:47 am »

The Emperor of ASCII returns!!!  *bows in respect*.

Collect junk.
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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2012, 02:52:24 am »

You have no need for junk! You have fists, teeth, and a beard! Explore the cave, northways!
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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2012, 03:32:41 am »

Get the pile of objects labelled "Junk". Perform a combat roll on self.
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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 08:20:02 am »

ACTION ROLL HEADFIRST INTO WALL.
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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2012, 08:29:38 am »

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2012, 10:41:45 am »

Open the door
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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2012, 11:28:11 am »

One more vote for collecting the junk and doing a combat roll.
Because why not.
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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2012, 12:04:22 pm »

One more vote for collecting the junk and doing a combat roll.
Because why not.
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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2012, 04:09:28 pm »

So... basically everything is exactly as it usually is to every detail, except for the cave being natural.
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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2012, 01:31:26 am »

You do scurry over to the pile of junk and search through it,
as you assumed it was mostly junk. But you found a short blade,
but 3 or 4 inches with rope wrapped around the end of it for a handle.
Naturally you equip the blade.
You do a combat roll to the north-east to ward of any predators
and head onwards.



You stride through the passage with pride and continue a short way to
a stop, ahead of you is a blood-red silk rope coming through a hole in
the roof. Naturally you pull yourself up with your muscled and tanned
arms into the ceiling...



You emerge to find yourself in some sort of catacomb, the stone around
you is darker and unnatural, there are bodies in graves in the walls, 3
coffins stand upright, one to the south, which is dark and black all over.
The two to the north are open, the lids laying on the ground. Two
cadavers are leaning upright.. Their eyes are open, glowing red and
angry.


What do you do?

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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2012, 02:16:25 am »

Bones should not be waling around uncrafted! Time to practice your bonecarving skill.
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Re: Adventure!
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2012, 08:14:03 am »

Bones should not be waling around uncrafted! Time to practice your bonecarving skill.
Agreed.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..
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