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Author Topic: You are the ZOMBIE PLAGUE: We don't hate hospitals!  (Read 8473 times)

kaian-a-coel

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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2012, 11:03:38 am »

I thought you could only invest in one point...
we have five.

Besides, if we have kids, kill as well. No point being slow, we must infect as many people as we can in the least time possible. stealth is losing time.
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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2012, 11:04:24 am »

Oh.  3 points strength, 2 speed. 
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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2012, 11:57:51 am »

I suggest:

2 points in strenght and 3 points in a new ability that creates a more stealthy way for our parasite to spread. It takes a long time for us to zombiefy people, and the goverment will surely be supisious if we start to walk the street and bite people just yet.
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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2012, 12:05:13 pm »

How many points will we need to have victims grom facial hair and develop an alcohol dependency?
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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2012, 12:18:48 pm »

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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2012, 12:38:46 pm »

I say that we invest in speed/strength/etc. to give us a nice starting foothold, then start pumping points into intellect. Us humans are smart, and look at what we have become. I would assume that intelligence would offer us many more possible advantages than strength or speed could.

Also, I assume that we can go above 5... or?
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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2012, 01:30:09 pm »

I say that we invest in speed/strength/etc. to give us a nice starting foothold, then start pumping points into intellect. Us humans are smart, and look at what we have become. I would assume that intelligence would offer us many more possible advantages than strength or speed could.

Also, I assume that we can go above 5... or?

No limit, though things get more expensive after your total stats get up to a certain point...

As for intelligence, it will allow your zombies to be smart enough to use weaponry, improvised or otherwise, though you need higher intelligence than 5 if you want to use guns effectively.

Edit: Also please note the parasite cannot takeover a dead corpse... and your corpse probably cannot fight your wife without ambushing her.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2012, 01:32:30 pm by Humaan »
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kaian-a-coel

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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2012, 01:49:53 pm »

Edit: Also please note the parasite cannot takeover a dead corpse... and your corpse probably cannot fight your wife without ambushing her.
shit.


So it must be infected AND stay alive for six freaking days?
That's bad news.
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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2012, 02:00:26 pm »

That why we need to give her a "love bite" during sex tonight.
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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2012, 02:03:50 pm »

Her lover is a smelling half dead zombie with an intelligence just enough to open a door. I whould say that the chance of getting laid is...slim at best.

I still vote for a better way of spreading our parasite. We can aim for better stats later!
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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2012, 02:07:28 pm »

ehm...*shadenight buts in!*
you missing the point.
there is no need for stealth, "nor" attacking the wife.
the need is to be a fire.
so bite the children.
bite the wife.
bite the dogs.
bite bite and bite. leave the house and bite the street people who pass by.
bite whoever gets close.
china has a lot of people.
the more You bite or scratch, the better it is.
because even if they can kill you, they won't be able to grab everyone. And not every chinese person wants to be man-handled by the police.
bite, scratch and move.
this is my suggestion.
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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2012, 02:25:15 pm »

ecpect that the incubation period is six days, the need to el alive all that time, and the Chienese goverment will notice something is up when a man randomly runs out and starts biting shit.
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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2012, 02:38:14 pm »

ehm...*shadenight buts in!*
you missing the point.
there is no need for stealth, "nor" attacking the wife.
the need is to be a fire.
so bite the children.
bite the wife.
bite the dogs.
bite bite and bite. leave the house and bite the street people who pass by.
bite whoever gets close.
china has a lot of people.
the more You bite or scratch, the better it is.
because even if they can kill you, they won't be able to grab everyone. And not every chinese person wants to be man-handled by the police.
bite, scratch and move.
this is my suggestion.
I totally follow. bite&move, bite&move, repeat.

ecpect that the incubation period is six days, the need to el alive all that time, and the Chienese goverment will notice something is up when a man randomly runs out and starts biting shit.
Who need to be alive? the strain live on, that's all that matter.
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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #43 on: January 29, 2012, 02:39:49 pm »

The govermrnt will probably quartine those that we bite if we do it willy nilly. We need to have subetly and tact.
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kaian-a-coel

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Re: You are the ZOMBIE PLAUGE
« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2012, 02:42:14 pm »

The govermrnt will probably quartine those that we bite if we do it willy nilly. We need to have subetly and tact.
you forgot the dogs.
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